The ones whose best stories were never good enough for your English teacher Because apparently you missed out key literal techniques Did not follow the class plan, And the language was too "informal" for him to understand But then he'd reference Hamlet and Macbeth And you'd fight the urge to express your contempt by partially clenching your fist with only your medius finger left protruding in the middle of your hand And asking if he was aware that Shakespeare was known as the innovator of slang
We will not let exam results decide our fate.







