at times he wonders if the reason he hasn't got an agent profile in the talamasca databank might be that they're frankly not sure if they want to admit him to their weird club after all. of course, he's also currently on a top secret matryoshka doll of an undercover operation, one that only the new york branch knows about - but with his track record so far, hell, if he was in helen's place he'd have booted the new recruit about four catastrophic mistakes ago, maybe wiped him clean off the earth altogether.
then he recalls his last conversation with helen, conveniently located in the creepiest deserted gymnasium she was able to find on short notice apparently, and it all falls into place. he's bait, that's his talent. the telepathy, that's just a neat little extra, an additional thing for them to take advantage of - but his real talent lays in honeytrapping creatures from the underworld. therefore it's no wonder burton seemed so eager to convince him to get away from helen's fucked up psychic detective order while he still could, why jasper had let him into the moterhouse after the frankly subpar acting performance guy had delivered.
❛ your face shows you unwell. ❜ — @thinwhitethesp
so - he's catnip to the supernatural, apparently, or at least semi-successful at luring them out. unfortunately, however, this doesn't make up for the fact that he's just a shit spy. too curious for his own good, sure, he's got the spirit, but also the stealth of ... the elephant in the china shop seems too easy, too predictable of a metaphor.
just as predictable, and as laughably, pathetically easy, he's yet again allowed a vampire to turn the chase around on him, corner him somewhere away from the crowds, a dead end. man, he's really got to get his shit together - if the talamasca had been gracious enough to allow him another week of basic training, some aid to handle his telepathy, maybe he'd be better prepared for this sort of thing. and less likely to abandon assigned missions because someone tricks his psychic radar off. oh well - would've, could've, should've, and all that.
there's a heavy, labored exhale before guy turns around. his hood slips onto his shoulders as he shakes his head softly to himself, mimes a humorless huff. " man, you people sure are... theatrical. " 'flamboyant' had come to mind, too, or even 'dramatic'. but really, the more he thinks about this, it seems more like the plot of a big, extravagant theatrical production rather than a movie or novel. " i mean, my face - what about my face ? you want me to step into the light or something ? "
get a good look at his prey before he inevitably pounces and guy's left behind in some dark alley, drained and heaving ? he really ought to be more afraid of that particular outcome, but guy cant help but be curious nonetheless, allowing his interest to take over whatever fear might be brewing beneath the surface.