Baz in Thirst Trapped having a full ass mental breakdown dancing alone in his flat to this song
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Baz in Thirst Trapped having a full ass mental breakdown dancing alone in his flat to this song
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What I’m gathering from the Bishop tags is that the S.O.B. snuck up on all of us. And now we’re trapped.
The fact that he tweet specifically the part where he's half naked, eye–
forabeatofadrum here, and 💝
Hi @forabeatofadrum 😘 thanks for the ask!
💝what is a fic that got a different response than you were expecting?
Oh man… sometimes I feel like every fic gets a different response than what I was expecting!
I will say, when Thirst Trapped blew up I was legitimately in shock. Like, I knew text fics were popular but I did not expect that reaction at all. It was kind of overwhelming but I really loved everyone reading along through The Day of Updates and incorporating reader feedback literally into the fic. What a fun ride!
Rating: M
Words: ~14,000
Chapters: 10/10 (complete!)
Summary:
Simon's not sure what’s more surprising about life post-Watford: that Basilton Grimm-Pitch is gay, that he’s a TakTik influencer, or that he’s grown a beard. But when Baz starts posting thirst traps, and Simon accidentally responds, the most surprising thing of all is that they become friends. Maybe even more than…
Which is fine. Completely fine. No problem at all.
So long as Baz never learns dragonfromshrek is Simon Salisbury.
(no magic, just thirst)
Read the fic!
Thirst Trapped - 1, 3, 11
I wrote out long answers to these and then Tumblr broke and I lost them all 😭 rewriting below
1: What inspired you to write the fic this way?
I’ve always loved textfics, and I love TikTok, so I guess it felt natural to combine the two? I was definitely living in the beauty of lesbian tiktok when I saw the video that inspired the first thirst comment. I was like… omg Simon commenting this on Baz’s tiktok page. And then I think I wrote like four chapters in a few days (this is a thing I do apparently, rarely)
3: What's your favorite line of narration?
What even is narration in this fic lol. But it’s probably “He laughs a little, self-deprecating but sweet. If you were already in love with him, you’d find yourself falling a bit more at the sound.”
11: What do you like best about this fic?
I do think this fic is LOL funny almost the entire time. There are some great one-liners. And it’s mostly angst-free. It’s what I like my longfics to do: take the reader on a good time!
And I do love this fic for including my own bisexual crisis in it; that fear that everyone’s looking down on you for taking so long to figure out what everyone already knew.
From this ask list
Thanks to @sillyunicorn for the tag 😘
Here’s a short selection from the COC prompt “Reunion/Reconnect” that Kati based one of her WIP songs on:
Whatever it takes to make you happy, he’d said. Whatever it takes to make you stay.
I’m not happy.
I never stay.
I fuck the ghost of Simon Snow for revenge and he lets me take my justice from his skin.
All right here’s a happier one, from Chapter 3 of my textfic Thirst Trapped which I finally gave in and posted the first chapter:
Fiona Pitch: no britney haircut?
Mordelia Grimm: no early morning fountain baths?
Daphne Grimm: Girls.
Malcolm Grimm: Basil, if you’re taking notes for your next breakdown, I recommend a good broken golf club over the knee. Really takes the edge off sending a ball into the club water trap.
Basilton Grimm-Pitch: Father, if you ever see me on a golf course, that’s all the consent you need to institutionalize me.
Tagging @martsonmars @mostlymaudlin @palimpsessed @fatalfangirl @you-remind-me-of-the-babe @forabeatofadrum @urban-sith @tea-brigade @otherpeoplesheartachept-2