roman was saying something about how we should retreat from the argonauts instead of fighting them, since we already have euryale, and i responded to him out loud with a muttered, deadly calm, “roman, i am going to beat the shit out of jason.”
JASON: you can’t win! as if you could! heracles travelled everywhere, fought every monster. he was undefeated, and ultimately rose to become a god! he’s not like you second- and third-raters. you trash mobs are fated to be ripped to shreds!
ME: (staring intensely at jason) i’m going to beat the fuck out of you.
JASON: of course, as a summoned servant, he does lack two things. intelligence and dignity. he’s just a vicious stray dog now. serves him right, i’d say. now... hand over euryale. if you do, i’ll stop sending heracles to attack you. what do you say, you master-ish entity?
ME: shut the fuck up.
EURYALE: ...
MASH: master!
JASON: haha! i see, i see! you are very courageous! i really, really, really like you! and you have such a cute servant, too! good, very good! you’re just like a hero! wooo! so cool! --geez, so cocky for the likes of trash. can you perish now, servants and all?
i didn’t dislike any of the prior antagonists as much as i dislike jason right now vgjdfjk