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Draco and Harry arguing over whose house to move into

Draco: I hope you like sleeping in a bed with a thousand pillows.

Harry: Well I hope you like sharing my one grey towel.

Draco: ..Was it grey when you bought it?

Harry: I didn't buy it, it was in the appartment when I moved in.

#draco malfoy #harry potter #draco #incorrect harry potter quotes #drarry #lets live together #this can't go wrong #brooklyn99

Hey do you think if I mixed 5 5 hour energies with coffee and brewed it with an energy drink I would never need sleep again

#This can't go wrong #pikposting #Peony's decent into madness #ic

you know what I should do? make another blog

#true story #this can't go wrong

how to come out to your coworkers: change your signature to include your pronouns and a tiny nb flag

#true story #this can't go wrong #I actually have high hopes for this #and if nothing else it felt very good to include that little nb heart next to my chosen name

*washes down Concerta with Coke*

#this can't go wrong #*puts them both on the table* let's mix our stimulants #true story #(this is mostly a joke and I don't genuinely think anything bad's gonna happen)#(if I'm wrong feel free to laugh at me)

Here’s a concept: Hetalia Pop Vinyl figures

#hetalia #right #this can't go wrong #trash #gourmet

A random civilian places a black box into the heirs arms. Smiling proudly, she flicks the lid open and inside resides, the biggest, blackest, heaviest and most pleasurable----/piece of nothing/ because this guy seriously needs to catch a break, " It was Gladio, just get Gladio---good luck! " And with that she dashes off into the distance, cackling into the night. LOOOOOL

I’m gonna put wax on his legs and rip it off.

#Ask Tag #this can't go wrong #but I guess I gotta take his pants off first.#he's a pretty deep sleeper.#numinoceur

And now, we wait.

#outofshockwaves #this can't go wrong #food

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