Wolfstar&Drarry

23, she/her, current obsessions shift between Wolfstar, Drarry and Pansmione with some Jily for the soul Slytherin

[wolfstar-matriarch]

Hermione: What's wrong Harry?

Harry: Sometimes I just wish I could get some fatherly advice from my dad...

-15 years prior-

James: Pads cheer up, when life gives you lemonade make lemons, like will be all like 'what!'

[wolfstar-matriarch]

Remus: how are we going to get out of this

James: I have a plan

Sirius: what percent of a plan

James: 12

Sirius: AHAHAHHAHAA

James: that is the fakest laugh

Sirius: It's a real laugh!

[wolfstar-matriarch]

James: Pads are you scared? These missions...

Sirius: Yeah well, if something does happen I hope it kills me.

Remus: Merlin Padfoot.

Sirius: I don't feel like I would be a very inspiring disabled person.

[wolfstar-matriarch]

Ron: Where's Harry?

Hermione: He went out with Draco for coffee.

Ron: What! You let him go! We need to discuss this first.

Hermione: Just calm down.

Ron: It's been 6 minutes! He's probably already told Malfoy he loves him!

[wolfstar-matriarch]

Sirius laying in a hospital bed: I can't believe you did that without me.

Sirius: We were meant to go as a group!

Remus: Your spine was the encyclopedia definition of "not remotely functional". You had to stay behind...

Sirius: I still should have gone with you.

James: If you're going to keep being so ridiculous I'm going to go find someone to up your meds.

[wolfstar-matriarch]

Sirius: My dad wants to see me...

James: It isn't fair, he just shows up out of the boo

Remus: Blue

James: What?

Remus: It's blue not boo

James: Oh thanks I'm stein.

Sirius & James:

[wolfstar-matriarch]

[wolfstar-matriarch]

Snape conducts an inspection of the Slytherin dorms

Snape: Look at this place, clothes strewn everywhere... pictures of your families...

Zambini: What's wrong with pictures?

Snape: If you love someone you'll remember what they look like.

[wolfstar-matriarch]

Harry: You always look so unapproachable.

Draco: And yet, here you are.

[wolfstar-matriarch]

Harry teaching Draco to drive: Okay, you're driving, and Ron and Hermione walk onto the road. Quick, what do you hit?

Draco: oh Weasley, that's easy.

Harry, massaging his temples: No Draco, you hit the brakes.

[wolfstar-matriarch]

Sitting at St Mungos

Ron: I feel like Harry enjoys getting hurt

Hermione: It's minor, he'll be out in 15 minutes.

Draco: Still, Weasleys right! It has me too stressed.

Draco: Where's the hospital bar?

Ron: That doesn't exist.

Draco: Well, this is why people hate hospitals.

[wolfstar-matriarch]

Hermione: Okay so after Ron gets back with Harry we will all be hiding in the dark.

Draco: Why?

Hermione: Because that's what a suprise party is.

Draco: It won't work, he's an auror, he will know we are all inside.

Ron: Why do you have to ruin everything?

Draco: I don't know, I just have something inside me that wants to ruin things!

Draco: okay, suprise party!

[wolfstar-matriarch]

When Sirius discovers television and starts binge watching

Remus: You need to go outside and be with the three dimensional people..

Sirius: Inside good. Outside bad.

James: We've lost him...

[wolfstar-matriarch]

James: Why does nothing ever go to plan...

Sirius: oh... there was a plan...

[wolfstar-matriarch]

During an argument

Draco: I'm a pessimist! That's who I am. It's in my blood, this is where I feel comfortable!

Harry: No Draco, you're not happy unless you're miserable!

Draco: Exactly!

[wolfstar-matriarch]

Harry: Why do you have to look so angry all the time?

Draco: That's just my face, I can't change that.

[wolfstar-matriarch]

Harry: Draco must be feeling better now. He is finally away from his parents, in the muggle world and nobody knows him or can judge him.

Ron: Well it's a start.

Draco storms in: I am offically cut off. I declare bankruptcy!

Hermione pops her head in Malfoys office as shes leaving: I just want you to know you can't just say the word bankruptcy and expect anything to happen...

Draco: I didn't say it, I declared it.