#this cant be normal

[sloanz-speakz]

yeah im fine, why ask why im shaking? <- guy who just set a boundary

[peppsta]

I'm so glad I'm not American because wdym there are ads again

[jerseyclown]

girl i think i need to get bloodwork done

[sweater-daddiesdumbdork]

that axe throwing has the roles reversed, the first one is ‘my fucking boyfriend who spits in my mouth’ and the second one is ‘my sweet baby angel who i offer my life’ god he is such a cute puppy💕

That is so fucking true, we got both in one, so how perfect is that??? Although...

I should probably be concerned about how attracted I am to him with an ax. That cant be normal.

[callieskye]

Me: oooh this writer is sooo good. I loved that, but I need another quick hit.

My brain: it's 11:59pm please don't start a 60k fic

Me: hush, it's 11:59pm shouldn't you be asleep?

Mr brain: you can't just-

Me: shussh I'm reading I can't hear you

[viacain]

why do i still have baby teeth at my grown ass age...

[hyunrush]

yeorobun... i can't get heated rivalry outta my mind my tiktok reposts rn are 98.5% about that show 😭 even my friends that aren't watching have become victims of my obsession

[strrangebrew]

the first few days of my period make me feel actually suicidal and i cant even really talk about it bc it'll worry everyone. this sucks