More Diwuc simp hours? Don't mind if I do.
The fact that he's canonically warm drives me fucking insane. I'm always cold and dream day in and day out of having a human space heater as a partner who I can cuddle up to or stick any cold appendage of mine to them and yoink some delicious body heat ☀️🔥
He's so tall? He's so fuckinvfjdkgkek????? Large???? I want to Climb Him????? D 8g8yyudjdjniwjjd huh hdisjd 😭😭
His shoulders are so wide and his voice is so deep and smooth. I want to have my ear pressed to his chest while he has a conversation with someone, the vibrations are at just the right frequency to cure my mental illnesses. I guarantee you. And if he LAUGHS??? or even just gives a little chuckle??????? HHHHHHHHHHHHHH I WOULD PASS AWAY ON THE SPOT 🥺🥺🥺
His face is very kissable and I think it'd be quite poggers to hold his head in my arms and kiss him all over his gorgeous kissable face. He is the scientific opposite of a punchable face (until he annoys me but even then the punchability is playful). 🤗😚
[cw: horny] so you know how he's very big and muscley? Of course you do. Imagine being graced with the permission to mount his thighs of steel and rubbing yourself against him until you're seeing stars. And imagine if he KISSES YOUR HEAD????? Like maybe he's too busy to pay attention to you at this very moment (we KNOW this man has the self-control) but he lets you take care of yourself this way and he just leans over kisses your head while you have face buried in his shoulder. You can kinkshame me for wanting to be made a pathetic and desperate mess I don't mind 😉🤭
Also, the fact that he just in general OOZES competence?? Like he pulls up anywhere and you know you have nothing to worry about, whatever task needs doing? Consider that shit HANDLED. People say confidence is one of the sexiest traits people can have, and its true ig, but I'm definitely more of a competence enjoyer myself, and he has that in spades upon spades. 😳
And on top of ALL THAT... he's rich.
The agreement that I have with all of this is incredible and i have nothing to add accept my admiration and standing ovation to this freaking ask stranger — and what knocks me on the floor is the COMPETENCE. Like I get so mmmmmm at just watching him do his thing - why do you think “workplace” was created because watching a competent man solve problems gets me riled up
