#this definitely happened

[callilemon]

Who's going to tell him? 💙💜

[g5nesis]

trinity once, baffled by one of dennis’ odd habits, asked him unseriously “what, were you raised in a fucking barn or something?”

dennis, genuinely confused, “uhh sorta? sure?”

and trinity is just double baffled. doesn’t ever ask that again, but now knows that’s a reason for dennis’ oddities.

[blueharlems]

bullpen orgy after the game today who agrees

[severussnapesimp]

Hermione: Oh, my God. Do you know what this is?

Ron: It’s a book. There’s a lot of those in here, this is a library.

[iwasinthebath]

when i attended the trench tour in 2019 i had a sign that said “use your glutes” which tyler pointed to when he walked across the catwalk and when he made it to b-stage he said he wanted josh to make out with him and at the end of the end of the show he said this was his favorite performance of leave the city all tour

[forestgirl19]

Janeway: *crying*

Chakotay: “Do you want a hug or should I pretend I didn’t ask and awkwardly hover until you give in?”

[severussnapesimp]

Severus: I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.

[severussnapesimp]

James: Are you free tomorrow?

Lily: No, I’m fucking expensive every day.