#date everything headcanons

[cherrywell]

Daemon my everything, they could never make me hate you.

Based on a head canon I posted about a while back.

I want to draw Daemon more in an experimental style so we’ll see!

[chaosclownwrites]

Hi!!! Just incase the request are still open, may I have some date everything Dasha x reader romantic headcanons after realization? Ty

Absolutely! I don't get many so I'm happy to see it ☺️ plus I love Dasha so much!!! I generally try to make my headcanons work for realized or un-realized dateables but I'll include some specifics for ya on this one 😉

Warnings: suggestive references

Dasha As Your Girlfriend 🩶

┬─┬ When she's realized, the first thing you do is tell her you can touch her fully now, arms winding around her waist as a red flush creeps along her cheeks and her hazel eyes drift shyly from yours.

┬─┬ Runs around shouting and spinning when she can leave the house, dragging you along and shouting for the world to get ready for Dasha 😌

┬─┬ Piggyback rides! Your touch may fluster her but any chance to demonstrate her strength is taken with hearty laughter and that gorgeous smile. No matter how heavy you think you are, Dasha could carry you practically forever!

┬─┬ Gym dates! Dasha would never push you beyond your means; in fact, if you didn't even want to work out or couldn't she would be happy just to have you keeping her company or spotting her. The sound of your voice is a better workout playlist than any music ever could be!

┬─┬ Teasingly calls you stinky before pulling you into the pool/shower/bath, back to her chest as you tumble giggling into the water.

┬─┬ Gets the biggest smile in the world if you learn/know Russian and say anything to her, hell you can ask her where you left your hat or glasses and she’s still lighting up. Tell her you love her or that she’s beautiful in Russian and she’ll forget her shyness, hands reaching up to cup your face as she thanks you in her native tongue.

┬─┬ We all know she develops a love of cooking once she gets a chance to be in the kitchen! Whatever your favorite meal/safe food is Dasha is perfecting it. If you have been working too hard she’ll literally push a plate in front of you and command, “Eat.” Before of course adding a, “Please. For me if not for you?”

┬─┬ Similarly she would adore cooking class or baking dates, just getting messy and maybe even having a flour fight that ends with full-on flour wrestling in your own home and maybe more…

┬─┬ I just know she would love going with you to one of those axe throwing businesses or at least to play the safer arcade version if you’re game for it. Gets so excited to hit the bullseye she’ll be leaping up and down like the cutie she is.

┬─┬ Dasha will be your big spoon, but secretly would love it if you asked her to be the little or just went for it and held her for a change 🩶

┬─┬ She can leave the house? She is already planning your flight to Russia and while you’re there why don’t you just tour Europe too? “It is all close,” she waves a hand casually as if she didn’t just offer to whisk you away on what would surely be the most romantic vacation of your life.

┬─┬ She’s your “they said no pickles”, only she’s always super polite about it but the people are intimidated anyway by her sheer strength!

┬─┬ Your hands are probably smaller than hers and she LOVES THIS! Loves to hold them, swing them between you, bring them slowly up to her lips to press kisses to your palms.

┬─┬ Almost always asks, “May I?” in a low voice before pulling you into a searing kiss and smiling into it when your hands wrap around her shoulders.

┬─┬ When you’re sad, you may just hear, “Do you need my big strong arms?” Dasha’s hugs always make you feel better!

┬─┬ Don’t be surprised if she ends up being the one to propose once she knows you’d like an engagement— her cheeks may be flushed as she gets on one knee but her smile is one of the biggest and most genuine you’ve ever seen 🩶

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[lynnskiy]

What if u realize furniture in backrooms

Most likely somebody has answered that question alrady

Probably

Ī ɗɔɲ'ť fųcƙịŋ𝖌 ƙŋọŵ

[nebbs-writes]

Could you imagine Mac going to a tech store like Best Buy or Currys for the first time?

I think they would have a LOT of opinions, but I'm not sure what opinions. Maybe they'd be reminiscing on the time before they were brought to homeowner's house. Maybe they'd turn some heads by talking to the display computers, lmao.

[date-everything-imagines]

So while I finish up some requests, I wanna do a part 3 of the Love Languages series I've been doing. Before I start on those, any suggestions of who you want to see?

There are still a TON of dateables left so options are plentiful. Let me feed y'all content of your favorites!

[bringbackmaes14]

Seven Sentence Sunday

Thanks for the tag @blackbirdofasgard and @calif0rnication !

I once again have not put any substantial work into any WIPs. I mean, that's not entirely true. I have finished my first kinktober prompt. But I don't think I wanna share from that. Instead, I'll be sharing from a headcanon list I started writing based on an idea that @intangible-effigies gave me/started in the Breaker Box Discord Server. The idea is basically "We know Volt sleeps around the house, and Eddie probably does to, or at least did before Volt came around. Let's rank all the dateables in a tier list from They Never Slept Together to FWB (with several steps in-between, and for Volt and Eddie both together and separately)." I haven't posted this headcanon list yet because I've only written out all 102 dateables on Eddie's list, but I want to get to Volt eventually.

For now, have my take on Eddie and Jerry's FWB status, that is my favorite one I wrote, and just so happened to be seven sentences: 😁

(and of course it'll be under the cut, just for suggestive text)

No pressure tags! @bayta-darell @sharp-silver4795 @high-voltage-heart @kit-kat-katie @sthound @intangible-effigies @yourbelgianthings

Eddie and Jerry - FWB

Unlike the Breaker Box, which is often loud and crowded, Jerry's collection is quiet and secluded. Sure, it may be a little tight in places, but the appeal of Jerry overall is that other objects avoid him, so if Eddie is with him, they'll leave him alone too and he can just take a break.

Well, there's that appeal, and also the fact that Jerry is one of the few objects who has never looked at Eddie differently for being worn down or broken (or even the lesser half of Volt). In fact, Jerry seems much more fascinated and affectionate with Eddie because he's had such a lived experience.

There's an underlying kindness to the way Jerry fucks Eddie, like he's gentle with him not because he thinks he's fragile, but because he knows it's what Eddie needs. It's that kindness that keeps Eddie coming back again and again, no matter how many odd looks he gets from the other residents of the house.

And it's that kindess that sometimes holds him back from going, when the days have been so hard on him that he thinks he might not deserve it again—when he can't allow himself to have it again, or he'll shatter.

[julianightmare]

Don’t ask why (because even I don’t know), but I just had the cutest mental image of Dunk helping Mateo out with the inanimals by playing with some of them to help burn off some of their excess energy. And while writing this I was struck with another mental image, Dunk being swarmed by inanimals the moment he steps into the rescue.

[cinderellaarchives]

Guide: ❤️‍🔥 = Spicy, 🚫 = NSFW/Explicit, 🎀 = Fluff, 🌧️ = Hurt/Comfort

Skips x Homeowner aftercare idea 🎀