#this is considered normal

[bronzewool]

Living in California is having a news group that reports whenever there’s an active shooter in your area and which street to avoid until the conflict is resolved.

This is my life now.

[charizardsparks420]

Pokemon: Sword and Shield

Evelyn: One universe, nine planets, seven seas, eight regions, and I had the unfortunate luck of meeting you.

Bea: THERE ARE EIGHT PLANETS, YOU UNCULTURED SWINE!

Evelyn: VIVA LA PLUTO FUCK YOU!

[cjramen]

I swear when I just suddenly laugh or say something out loud. My parents and sisters would just glance at me and go on with their lives as if it happens daily.

[haru-desune]

So I think my principal thinks that my TOK teacher is insane

See my principal does random spot checks and the last three times he walked into the classroom he saw: 1. Multiple pictures of cockroaches hanging from the ceiling (the class was reading metamorphosis at the time) 2. The words SHIFT HAPPENS written on the board in big letter (idek) 3. A bunch of essays hanging on the door "oh, you're hanging up the kids' good work?" "No, I'm hanging up their bad work" ( she wasn't kidding) and today he walks in just in time to hear her say "if we can sacrifice one to save many, we need to kill off Sam."