#this is devastating to me

[shitapril]

I am only now having the realisation that not only are auston and mitchy not teammates anymore after a decade together, or in the same division or conference, but they’re also no longer 1634 either. mitch isn’t 16 anymore. 1634 doesn’t mean auston and mitchy anymore.

[arlo192]

just found out that according to an article in 2010, Walter (The Muppets) is "twenty-something" . if the movie takes place in 2011, when it was released, he's at most 29, meaning he was born during or after 1982 and did not see The Muppet Movie in theaters and only saw reruns of The Muppet Show, and it was likely years (depending on where in his twenties he is, and also how old he was when he became a Muppet fan) before he got to see any major Muppet content being released in his lifetime, as a Muppet fan. however he could've been watching Muppet Babies, which is kind of a meager consolation

[sammykiszkamyass]

thank you for reminding me of pasta for you in tiny oven and making my heart hurt @ascendingtostardust

[oh-katsuki]

happy 1000 days of gojo being in the prison realm.

[heystephen]

NOT KENDRA

[soul-of-spoopy]

Y'all ever wake up in a very important childhood home to you and realize that it's probably the last time you'll ever get to be in that home

[ancient-orb]

my AC is finally fixed and i gave the repair tech a cash tip because he just saved my life and he works in the sun *literally* all day long on top of roofs while it’s 115 degrees and everybody’s ACs just took a simultaneous shit… just to help people. their job is so important in such extreme weather conditions it’s honorable…. real life heros are AC technicians in the desert and they should be knighted. i just looked up how much money they make in a year and i want to flip a car over…

[zamalie]

extremely wishing i could sit down on googled image and type in “epic fail” and get a million toppled bicycles or whatever with “FAIL” typed over in impact font rn