Eugene but he just walks around the Cave of Corruption with Gracie strapped to his chest and they’re wearing matching sunglasses and sharing a juice box-
Elazar: EUGENE YOU ATE MY LEFTOVERS AGAIN?!
Eugene: Shhhhhh! You don’t wanna scare the baby!
Elazar: I’ve seen Carrie go all Scarebeast and this kid didn’t bat an eye, she’s not gonna be scared of me YELLING AT YOU FOR BEING AN IDIOT
Eugene: Lucy! Elazar’s yelling in front of your daughter again!
Lucy from a whole other floor: eLAZAR WHAT DID I TELL YOU?! SHE HEARS ENOUGH YELLING AT HOME, SHE DOESN’T NEED TO HEAR IT HERE TOO
Eugene: *smirks at Elazar*
Elazar: Your baby niece is more mature than you-

















