#this is goggles

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Saturday night bitchessss!

Who else up smoking kush and doing 8th century textile arts???

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Rare Goggles appearance, but fuck I was absolutely in the yoflow earlier today and everyone needs to know I was hot

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What patch are you putting on your jacket?

Women want me; fish also want me

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Voting ended onApr 19, 2025

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Got the job ✨

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My friends ask if I want to go into town tonight to go roller skating. It's pride night.

I haven't skated since I was a teenager and don't know if I still can.

I desperately need to be social and active.

But I anticipate not having a very groovy time.

Further I don't know how I feel about being down in town with the hippy around?

I'm a fucking sucker.

I don't want to encounter him.

But I also do?

But I know it would be an Extraordinarily Bad Time if I did encounter him.

But fuck I've not been out and about and social since the beginning of May and I'm rotting

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Dudes will literally be like:

-Yeah I'm into you but not really but yeah

-Oh youre into me? Gross. Okay.

-Yeah I want a taste

-Oh not really

-Im not looking for something super committed right now

-I need you to bear a child for me within the year I'm obsessed with being a father and want kids immediately

-Yeah I want an open thing

-Oh? I actually want to have an open thing while you are committed exclusively to me and raising my children

-Yeah I want to travel and party and do drugs

-Oh? No I don't want you to come with me I want you to stay home raising my kid while I'm on the road fucking other people

-yeah I just can't compromise on having kids I love watching them grow so much

-No I'm not going to be present for the kids growing up, I want to go travel and party and do drugs.

-Yeah I'm like super suicidal right now and want to publicly publicly and dramatically kill myself so everyone in town will be sad and traumatized

-No I can't imagine a future with you because you don't want to be my house slave

-Yeah I'm like exploring my options, I'm trying to get with this other woman who has kids because I love being around kids so much but she's like not interested at all because I'm a dangerously suicidal addict and middle aged man with unknown intentions around her 14 year old daughter.

-No I don't want to fix that I want to party and do drugs

-Yeah I just need to get laid I haven't had sex at all in 7 years

-Not you tho you want to treat me like a casual plaything I need lifetime commitment instantly even though I just told you all the gory details of my suicide fantasies.

-Im losing time that could be spent with someone who wants to give me kids and clean my house and behave herself for my kids sake

-Yeah I'm a feminist, woman power!

-Nobody fuckin cares about the male loneliness epidemic

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