Jeff [pounding on door]: Whoever the hell you think you are, you just kidnapped a Metro police officer! That’s a Class A felony and I’m gonna put your ass away – you hear me!? [more banging]
Grace [waking up]: Do you have to be so loud? [groggily looking around] Who the hell are you?
David: Hello. I’m – I’m David. I’m a friend of Marcy’s. [gestures to Kat] This is Kathryn. She’s married to Agent MacLaren, who’s Marcy’s boss. [points to Ray]. This is Ray. [slight pause]. He’s still unconscious. [looks towards Jeff] The unhappy man is Officer Conniker…who I’m guessing is in a relationship with Carly, who is also a friend of Marcy, all of whom may or may not be time travelers. And you are?
Grace: I’m a…high school guidance counselor.
David: Oh okay. That makes perfect sense.
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Shawn Spencer [over in the corner of a completely different fandom]: That is some of the best nutshelling that I have ever heard!








