#this is not hannibal

[aphondakiku]

my little brother just advised me to write a story where francis murders people and turns them into gourmet food and feeds them to arthur and alfred

[mew-cake]

THIS GOT SO FUCKED UP SO FAST

[benisenvy]

Are you really cannibal? If so can you tell us your perspective in cannibalism if it isn't a bother?

Yes, I am really a cannibal. I eat my fellow tofus. I sometimes I fry em’ up and add a little salt and pepper. If I’m feeling a little risky I stir fry them with hot peppers. My perspective in cannibalism is if they’re yummy, why hold back?

[theallknowingmegatron]

So I'm listening to A Girl Worth Fighting For and I hear "It all depends on what she cooks like"

I thought he was going to eat her.

[thexgrayxlady]

WHY IS THE FOOD ALWAYS PEOPLE?