#this is ronan

[numberonehalfdadinthegalaxy]

Ahem. More compliments:

Corvus Glaive-- Your efficiency in battle occasionally comes close to reaching my own. Keep working to temper your bloodlust and one day we may be evenly matched.

Ebony Maw-- I appreciated your entry for this year’s “Azgoth of Kria” Poetry Competition, most especially the closing lines:

“High he held his gauntlet before the children of the stars

Yet not as lofty as his ideals

For if power was the blood through his veins,

this creed was all life carried within them”

The imagery alone was so magnificent that to count you among the galaxy’s greatest literary minds would be an understatement on par with...well, calling myself a minor celebrity. I wish you the best of luck as the contest continues.

Proxima Midnight--Your personal ambition is only matched by your fidelity. A recent example-- when the planet of Polypacia offered you a queenship in exchange for your loyalty. Do not think I was not watching. And for a few moments, I’ll admit my cynical nature got the best of me but... seeing you toss the crown jewels into the mouth of that active volcano was nonetheless one of the proudest moments of my life.

Cull Obsidian-- On an excursion into the Magrathea system a few weeks ago, I did actually acquire the chance to try out that scarf you knitted. It kept me delightfully warm-- not only due to the polyfibrous material, I’d like to think, but due to all of the heart you put into it as well. And don’t worry about Ronan disliking the sweater you made him. I’ll see to it he comes around eventually.

[numberonehalfdadinthegalaxy]

...When asked to comment on the rumors that Gamora, Guardian of the Galaxy is his daughter, Thanos answered with a proud smile.  

“Why, yes she is indeed. And I would like to add, on the record, that I am very proud of her.”...

....Responding to the fact that the alleged father-daughter pair have actually opposed each other for months in the galaxy’s so-called “infinity war”, the Mad Titan clarified his position. 

“Gamora is fiercely independent--emotionally, psychologically and ideologically. She stands up for her beliefs regardless of the consequences-- something that I like to think she learned from me.”...

...And finally, when confronted with the reality that Gamora would presumably have to confront each other at some point throughout the war, Thanos Titan shut down the conversation with the brutal efficiency that the galaxy has come to expect from its most infamous warlord:

“The fact that we are currently in disagreement has no bearing on our relationship nor ever will... Hmm, why so silent? Would you like some cake?”...

[numberonehalfdadinthegalaxy]

Yesterday, Nebula showed me another one of your Earth social media sites. This one is called “Pinterest”-- presumably because it allows users to “pin” ideas that they’re “interested” in. 

As one might be able to infer from my handle, I’m already a fan of clever denomination. 

But even astute naming aside, the concept is ingenious. I’ve never seen so many pineapple upside down cake recipes accumulated in one place. 

Clearly I have my work cut out for me over the next couple of days.

[numberonehalfdadinthegalaxy]

Ah. I talked to Ronan again and apparently he just meant that I could add pictures and “hashtags” to my posts.

Technology is incredible, isn’t it. Perhaps if we had this sort of thing on Titan, our civilization wouldn’t have collapsed so soon.

[ratwarning]

i might front soon