#this is skyrim

[rararasputins-dick-mind-control]

was playing skyrim, rode into shor’s stone and saw this dude who wanted to fight me i guess??? And i managed to persuade him not to and then he was like “alright fine” and fucking. Disappeared. Just unconjured himself. He is not in Mundus.

[ask-winged-arthur-blog]

MINE IS THE FURY

[ninamodaffari]

so here i am playing dunmer mage picking flowers and minding my own damn business and i was suddenly ambushed by a dragon, three thalmor justicars, two foxes and one pissed off necromancer

[kemisturi]

So I just murdered a man in Makarth because he was a total jerk and the sword wanted to murder somebody.

And then one of the shop-guys nearby was like "Hey, pretty lady, want some fresh meat?"

And they were both standing around the dead guy

And she's like "Ew get it away from me"

"Look at this cut -- you have to look closely at the blood to tell if it's fresh."

He's trying to sell of his dead comrade what the crap.