#this is troy

[7-emotionally-stunted-manbabies]

when two server jokes (Farah allegedly being a vampire & Farah trying to marry my mom) collide

[germanshepherddogs]

[hotheadedreaper]

Xiuying laughed. "I wouldn't actually ask you to pay. That'd be really weird! Just so long as I enjoy it, too." She winked.

"--You enjoy it, too?" He took a moment to think things over.

"--We are talking about making me a sandwich, right?"

[clarkbable-blog]

Adele+Eminem=Ademinel.

You're cool. I ship Katherine and Chris Evans. Ot-freaking-p.

-Troy