#this is witchcraft

[nocommentcat]

I'm angry right now... what the fuck are these authors smoking to get their fics looking like this

These are all the same fic btw

I literally was so dumbfounded with this fic that I made this

That news article was the straw that broke the camels back. I saw the emails and Twitter posts and was like "Oh wow this is some really good use of the authors style thingy" then I saw the article and just fucking lost it

Lemme check if I can find the authors tumblr so I can yell at them for this cuz what the fuck

@evienyx found you! What the fuck is this???? What the hell are you smoking!?!?!?!? HOW ARE YOU DOING THAT SO WELL??????????

I've seen this formatting style before, a twitch chat, maybe a Twitter feed

But this?

This is a professional-level written news article. Are you studying journalism? How are you doing this? What is so beautifully wrong with you that you can make these things???????. I even made a meme about it please I need answers

[kittens79-1]

I don’t think y’all understand how bad the weather is where I live

A WEEK ago, we were out for SNOW

These past few days? ITS BEEN 70

TODAY? ITS BACK TO FREAKING 30

[bitchy-peachy]

That moment when an average looking actor looks fucking hot as hell when getting transformed into a monster for a movie.

[theraggedygirl11]

The ✨magic✨ of JO live

I didn't like much Proti toku

I listened to Proti toku live @ Stožice

I now like Proti toku

[morning-rituals]

this is what 31 looks like if you’re Joe Keery

[sketchncanto]

I headcanon that you are a chronic fidgeter. Pen drummer, losing glasses in your hair, a millionnfidget toys and tiny tactile hobbies and origami stars, all kept in neat little boxes. You cannot physically keep still, and your room looks like Howl's when you're in the middle of a creative project

How are y’all nailing these so hard??

LOL I am indeed a fidgeter. I literally can’t keep my hands still. I own 2 fidget cubes and I use them all the freaking time. Definitely a pen drummer too 😭

I think that’s part of why I fell in love with Bruno’s character so hard because we’re literally the same. My hands ALWAYS have to be doing something 🤌🏼

YES my room is definitely reminiscent of Howl’s room! A bunch of little knick knacks and crafts I’ve accumulated over the years are all over the place. I’ll prob do a room tour one of these days so y’all can see the hot mess I live and work in 😂

I— wow. Y’all are too good at this

[wolfricivarrwitchythings]

This fox in the woods told me that he’s having a jolly ol’ time, and I found that swell.