the instinct to just skip the year(s) of development in agave stuff and just drop you into when agatha adopts her kid and introduces her to eve is SO HIGH right now.
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the instinct to just skip the year(s) of development in agave stuff and just drop you into when agatha adopts her kid and introduces her to eve is SO HIGH right now.
me @ octavia : so. i see we’ve been doing some canon stuff, you think it’s time we take the modern out of your blog title?? octavia : ..... but then people will expect canon me : yes... but you’re okay with that now. octavia : oooooo better not, sounds risky me : ............ YOU ARE LITERALLY A CANON CHARACTER FROM THE 100. BORN FROM CANON.
shoutout out to my “brother” for telling all his friends i was adopted from south america and then believing him….THEY WERE 15??? AND MY MOM WAS RIGHT THERE???
Sage Second Graders?
Me: Do you have a favorite animal?
Child: No, I don’t have a favorite. But I know what the most dangerous thing on Earth is.
Me: Oh, yeah? What is it?
Child: Humans.
At the childcare where I work we’ve been really getting on the kids to wash their hands any time the come into the room, before and after eating, and if they touch their face. It’s something they should be doing anyway, but with all the extra precautions because of the virus, we’ve been pushing it extra hard.
I mostly work with the 7+ year old kids but lately I’ve been helping in the 2-3 year old room because one of our teachers left. I have one kid who just turned 3 who touches her face all. the. time. so I am constantly having to tell her to wash her hands. Sometimes she asks me why and I’ll tell her “Washing your hands gets rid of the germs.”
So today I saw her sticking her fingers in her mouth so I told her to go wash her hands. When she was done she looked into the sink and yelled “BYE-BYE GERMS, I’LL NEVER SEE YOU AGAIN”
......and I died
(c) Dario Belingheri
My middle son unironically wears sandals and socks. He's 8.
He also is doing the One Punch Man work out, so don't make fun of him or he'll kill you.
My son’s on the phone with his friend and he goes
“We’re gonna be best friends forever so you just better get used to it.”
and quite honestly... same.
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