May 7, 2020
my friend is starting tma and so ive been relistening to the episodes in advance of where he is so i remember them when he texts me to yell about them (the next episode he has to listen to is ‘Squirm’ and i’m so excited for how grossed out he’s going to be) but anyway, the beginning of Trevor Herbert’s statement is so funny because it’s so sweet-old-man business-like; he’s like ‘ive been meaning to give this statement for 50 years but never got round to it’ and talking about how theres an internet page about him and how he doesnt understand what likes are... and then he’s like; oh also ive killed 8 people, and one of them was definitely not a vampire but the others probably were... also, im dying of lung cancer.
