#this seems perfect

[yespumpkindoodlesthings]

I'm rereading the sugar daddy fic of yours and it occurs to me that Sugar Daddy Brock would make Darcy very happy if he took her to Powells in Portland.

Ooooh, yes! I can imagine that. A trip to Powell's, then Voodoo Donuts...where else in Portland could they go? One day, I'd like to write a fic where Darcy and Jane tour well-known bakeries/dessert places and bookstores in DC or NYC, too.

[japriet]

What if there was a thing that did the opposite of a phone charger. It sucked all the battery power from your phone so when people you didn’t like asked for your charger, you give them the fake one that steals all their battery life.

[kissofmistletoe]

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[littleorphanammo]

My Dear, I will have you know that I found this thing on the internet which satisfies my narrow world view without challenge and I do not appreciate you pooping on it. This very very large and complex problem can be solved very easily. Come, let us do it together.