LittleOrphanAmmo's Bohemian Slapfight

Ph.D Bad Ideas, M.A Doing The Opposite Of What's Good For You (1974-Present). Adjunct Professor of I Don't Even Care at The University of Self Deception (current) var sc_project=11392092; var sc_invisible=0; var sc_security="887bd2ed"; var scJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://secure." : "http://www."); document.write("");

[littleorphanammo]

The Curious Case of Alex Filippenko

First things first. Alex Filippenko is a highly regarded and highly visible cosmologist and professor of astronomy at UC Berkeley.

Now, if you’ve watched as many documentaries about space as I have (you haven’t, trust me) you’d come to find two things strange about Mr. Filippenko (Or Captain Supernovae as I like to call him, and I’d like to think he wouldn’t mind that I do):

1. The man doesn’t age. I have watched docs from the early 90s straight through to 2 months ago. He’s in 70% of them. He looks EXACTLY the same. 

2. He smiles. All the time. And not just a weird “Hey I’m on TV smile” but a deep and genuine “SPACE IS AWESOME” smile. I would describe the man as the heretofore undiscovered “Jolly Scientist”. He can and will map out the literal end of the universe with a certain gravity (jazzhands), sure, but I guarantee you he’s smiling while he explains it to you. Moreover, he’s probably using helpful props to help you understand how you’ll die. 

Hypothesis: Alex Filippenko is the undiscovered Cheshire Cat of Cosmology. 

Now, whether he’s alive or dead is up to Susskind. 

[narcym-blog]

Luis S.

[littleorphanammo]

I'm awfully grateful that you cats bother with me at all.

[party-wok]

with the liquor and drugs.

[scotttfriday-deactivated2020051]

how am i the first person to reblog this piece of classic american music. how.

[littleorphanammo]

Game Changer

I learned today that Zeroth is a thing. 

As in, “Congratulations, you came in zeroth place!”

It was then that I realized I’ve won so many awards and contests and didn’t even know.

[stability]

[heloiseagrippina-deactivated202]

Omg

[littleorphanammo]

[shiftythrifting]

What does this mean?

[littleorphanammo]

It means the shirt is fake, and that’s sad. 

Or the fake shirt is sad.

Or that person has the fake shirt sads and needs to talk.

[kingdomoffallentears]

“Are you still afraid of the dark?” … “No, now it’s afraid of me.”

(via kingdomoffallentears)

[wtfduolingo]

[image transcription: “I Russland tror ikke enhjørninger på deg” which translates to “in Russia unicorns don’t believe in you”]

[littleorphanammo]

awesome

[neonelven]

Between Two Worlds, Chongqing, 2016 by Marilyn Mugot

[towerofglass]

Christian Gaming Zone

[littleorphanammo]

omg.

[topherchris]

[adulthoodisokay]

big mood

[dustrial-inc]

2Pac - Holler If Ya Hear Me

[littleorphanammo]

All I want for Christmas is...

New Scientist.

This year my one want is a subscription to the web/print version of New Scientist ( THE best science mag printed for the populace). It's next to impossible to find the print magazine. I look every time I walk into a bookstore or drug shop but I inevitably leave without. For those days I feel lost and ugly and confusingly human, I find the bracing touch of discovery is exactly what I need; To be lost in the minds of minds lost in minds is both comforting and distracting.

[littleorphanammo]

Be warned that’s a link to the click baity Uproxx. I KNOW but read this:

“Imagine the lyrics of snotty punk anthem transposed on to music written by an algorithm to slot comfortably on a “chill” playlist, and sung by a narcotized sociopath who has just discovered David Foster Wallace. Now, drive to the nearest bank and throw a trashcan through the front window.”

[baiovevo]

Oh u love ur mom? Name 3 of her albums

[arturopachecolugo]

Imágenes laterales 6 acrílico sobre tela 94 x 150 cm © 2016