First reaction???
But also...
Like, is this being held in Tukwila? Maybe Fife? I don't dare Google this because then the algorithm will think that I will have suddenly found the urge to join a trashy revival event. And please know, I judge not your inspiration, but in the PNW, we see God(dess) in the trees, the ocean, our mountains, and each other; this is D-list religious quackery selling something(which appears mighty cracker-y if you ask me). And as far as I'm concerned...










