Me: oh its almost four? sleepy time :)
Brain: um. rude. you have an assignment due tomorrow and you've just started tonight, even though you had all week, but you spent all day working on fanfic and all week just putting it off.
Me: and? It's just three paragraphs it'll be fine. Besides, I already wrote out what each paragraph will be about! It'll be fine!
Brain: what about setbacks? tech difficulties? you should've done this sooner.
Me: oh... well, can you spare some energy so I can work on it a bit more? So you calm down?
Brain: lol nah bitch you're sleepy and tired. did I mention its almost four am?
Me: so... will you just calm down and stop being worried until morning
Brain: no this is our first assignment for this class lol do you want the professor to think you're incompetent? no end in sight for this worry train bucko
Me: