can we continue the mlm alex train with alex falling for a punk rock farmer who looks like he should be kind of a dick and not his type™ but is actually very sweet and kinda hot
Absolutely! Alex is getting Loved in this house tonight babes!!!
The new farmer moved in recently, and Alex is not impressed. He looks like he listens to nothing but MCR and Fall Out Boy and also like he’s about to kill someone if he hasn’t already.
Tl;dr: Ew™
The plan was to just act casual and hope he didn’t actually have to talk to him or else there’d be a fight
Key word “was” because guess who’s walking closer
“Hi there! It’s um, Alex, right?”
Oh god he’s pretty- I mean what no he’s not
They talk for a bit and Alex is pretty sure this guy is made of rainbows and kittens hiding under a leather jacket
He’s literally just??? Precious???? Protect him????
Farmer gives him a parsnip and he can’t say no even though he doesn’t know what parsnips are
It’s been three days and that parsnip is still in the fridge (mostly because nobody knows what to do with it) and Alex keeps replaying that conversation and the one they had the next day
Oh God Oh Fuck
He’s catching feelings send help













