10/10 would do anything if the Kurgan grabbed us by the throat and said "hello pretty."

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10/10 would do anything if the Kurgan grabbed us by the throat and said "hello pretty."
So I just came across an old post that said asmodeus was pictured as a demon with rooster legs and it has been an indeed chickeny kind of month.
And then today I found [Name]'s ring that I lost last year.
So I'm really glad to know he's still around.
My three moods are: Corn, Porn, and Mourn.
Me: I don't wanna email coworker. I don't wanna email coworker. I don't wanna email coworker.
Me*opens email to email coworker*
Coworker: *walks by as I type their name*
Me: GODS DAMMIT
I am the Lamb to Slaughter
Said the Wolf
Every time you touch me,
My heart stops.
When you kiss me,
I taste Death on your lips.
Being with you is full of little deaths.
I think this is how I will die,
Wrapped in a loving embrace.
[Name]: don't do it
Me: you can't talk to me like that you're not my real dad!
[Name]: no but I am your Daddy
(And all bc he wanted me to use his pipe)
Me:*heating up 2nd dinner at 930* wtf is wrong with you? Why are you always hungry?
Also me: because we are also horny and at least one hunger can get fed!