me: Oh I’m new to sage!
the tank: Enjoy then :) *immediately starts to pull wall to wall*

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me: Oh I’m new to sage!
the tank: Enjoy then :) *immediately starts to pull wall to wall*
Friends, you have not known true pain until you've experienced your sleeping cat on your lap suddenly freak out over nothing and somehow get their claw stuck deep underneath your fingernail as they panic to get away. 😅🙃
Does Trent frighten you?
No? He’s intense, maybe, but he trained me in. He looks after me. I don’t see why I’d have any reason to fear him.
.
Ah.
I should not have told my mom to go on that Trip because i was fine.
Hm.
This is fine. The thread I’m holding onto is thin but this is fine.
I’m fine.
me pretending I’m not starved of love and affection despite knowing my partner is extremely busy balancing work/school
yelling about gay cowboys again
me, turning to face you in a big armchair, wearing a velvet dressing gown, thoughtfully swirling iced tea in an old fashioned glass: ah yes and now we will talk about the Craft of Writing
i have three separate ideas that all want to be in the same fic:
-yelling about repressed feelings ("hear ur having boy problems, son.” says Six with a totally straight face, as she swings a chair around and sits on it backwards.)
-threesome (but like, with who??? i already have a perfectly good lesbian arrangement i could be writing about BUT another thing about me is that mmf is my very favorite flavor of fic)
-an extremely elaborate thing with plot that’s also the hot bodyguard trope where Six needs big tough dudes to stand behind her and look pretty/scowl a lot during negotiations with someone
there’s really no reason they all can’t be in the same fic BUT i want to pop something short and sweet out to get that good good dopamine rush of my dnd group all yelling at me at once during this, my hell week
BUT
[tim gunn voice]: this is too many ideas for one object. there’s a lot going on here
tfw when you’ve been gone for so long that the people in your drafts have deativated blogs