C'mon baby, let's do it. Let's make love. Right here, right now. Or wait, let's do it when it gets dark, the old fashioned way. Let's turn out the lights so we can really see each other. Let's forget everything we've been taught by the fashion industry, the porn industry and Oprah Winfrey. Forget the silicone boobs and the liposuction...it's your imperfections that give me a hard-on anyway. Your faults and flaws and crooked teeth. Your beautiful mind. I want to hear your labored breathing, want to listen to the stubs of my beard dragging across your landscape as I explore your secrets. I want to feel your nails digging into my back and my mind, want to drown in your pools, your pain, your sorrow, your pleasure. I want to hear you scream "DONT.EVER.FUCKING.STOP". And I won't. I will take up the challenge, go to work. I'll work until my muscles ache and my mind blurs...and then I'll do another round. I'll look ridiculous in my white and flappy birthday suit, but it's ok. It's for you. I'll show all my own flaws, but it's ok, because I'll be showing them to you. I'll even let you know that I'm afraid of dying without you. And when we're done I'll go to the balcony and have a smoke, my dick standing out like the world's smallest exclamation point, marking the success of my explorations. My flag. And then I'll come back to you, and I.WON'T.FUCKING STOP. And when we wake in the morning I hope your breath stinks so I know that you're really real. And if it does, I'll kiss you again and again...and then I'll make you breakfast. After I've had another smoke