#thisiswhathesaid

[peachylyd]

So I was talking with my dad about my homework and this was the conversation:

Dad: So you got any homework?

Me: yeah I just have to write the sources for my presentation down.

Dad: your mom works in sourcing.

Me: yeah that’s not what I’m doing though.

Dad: since your mom works in sourcing does that make her a sorcerer.

And I saw my life flash before my eyes

THEN he proceeded to say all of these hashtags and I just—