#thislegendaboveall

[holycityfangirl]

"I used to pride myself on being an emotionless loner.

Between you and our growing family of friends, I am going to die a pet-loving polygamist.

I cannot recognize myself.

I want that dog. Get me that dog.

AAAHHHH!"

[holycityfangirl]

Our generation is so weird. I'm so glad we're becoming famous now.

Michael after watching Emma Stone's Dance Dare

[holycityfangirl]

A truck just drove by playing the ice cream truck song

Mira (wearing a cloak) and Michael jump off the couch and run outside only to discover that there is no ice cream truck. 

Mira then looks around and realizes that guys are around outside. Mira says "Oh there are boys and I'm wearing a cloak!"

She then runs back and flings herself on the couch and laments that she has just been seen in her cloak. 

[holycityfangirl]

Michael: I have John Cena's entrance music stuck in my head now.

Mira: What if those are the horns Jesus comes back to?

Michael: *begins singing* You can't see me, my time is now.

[holycityfangirl]

Do you think these are special Mormon underpants because it's just a onesie.

Mira

[holycityfangirl]

You guys, I took a sleeping pill three hours ago and I'm still not asleep. It's gonna get weird.

-Mira