Who is most likely to be a stoner?
Thor
Sif
Hogun
Volstagg
Fandral
Loki
propaganda is encouraged 💚
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Who is most likely to be a stoner?
Thor
Sif
Hogun
Volstagg
Fandral
Loki
propaganda is encouraged 💚
Christmas Eve with a God!
Thor Odinson X Teen!Reader, Avenger's X Teen!Reader
Summary: You introduce Thor to Christmas!
Warnings:
Reader's Age: 15
A/n: Merry Christmas Eve!
Divider: @skylightlantern
You loved Christmas time. You've lived with the avengers since you were ten. You were kidnapped by Hydra and rescued by the avengers. Thor was the one to find you. Since then you have become very attached to him, and whenever he is on earth you don't leave his side. He came to earth just in time for Christmas which he has never celebrated.
You ran outside just in time for Thor to land. You smiled running to hug him. Everyone noticed how much happy you got when Thor was around. He was like a dad to you, seeing as you never had one. You smiled up at the good.
"Tomorrow is Christmas!" You told him smiling.
"Who is this Chris miss?" He asked genuinely confused.
"No it's a holiday!" You explained.
"Oh! Okay! Well how do we celebrate it?" Thor asks you as you grab his hand. He always feels bad leaving for long periods of time because he knows how you get.
"Well Tony is throwing a party later, I want to bake cookies, we can watch Christmas movies! Uh... Tomorrow we get to open presents!" You told him excitedly.
"Sounds like a blast." Thor smiles.
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You were in the kitchen happily decorating cookies. Thor sat by you, he was still confused as to what Christmas was so you telling him whole the two of you decorated cookies. Nat came in and decorated a cookie too but she had to leave to go to the airport since she's spending Christmas with Clint and his family. Tony came in just to tell you to clean up after yourselves. Thor was enjoying himself decorating the cookies. Though he didn't really understand the concept of candy canes or Santa claus. So he was decorating those ones.
"Most people celebrate Christmas because they're religious, other celebrate it as just an excuse to spend time together. The holiday is to celebrate Jesus' birth." You explained not looking up from the cookies.
"Oh.. Then where did the Santa man come from?" Thor asked confused.
"He delivers presents to everyone! Only if you're good though."
"Hmm okay. So what about the tree?"
"To be honest? I don't really know where that originated from."
"Hmm. Maybe I should get one for asgard!"
"Well after Christmas most people take them down. But some people keep fake trees up all year." You stated putting the last cookie on the tray.
"Oh! Well M'lady it looks like we're done with cookies! We should get ready for the party."
Thor Taglist: @olderpeople-supremacy @piggyjeans @bunnyweasley23 @roseeditsss
MCU Taglist: @gengen64 @mischiefsemimanaged
You Have To Learn
pairing: thor odinson x female reader
warnings: none
||main masterlist||thor odinson masterlist||christmas masterlist||
When you first met Thor it made you laugh at how little he knew about Earth, he introduced you to Asgardian culture and in return he asked to be shown the way Midgard worked. He was intrigued by your holidays and how you celebrated.
During his first year on Earth you had managed to introduce him to Halloween and Thanksgiving. Before Christmas came about Thor was summoned back to Asgard to help deal with a Loki situation, so when he returned nearly a year later he was confused by the ornaments that surrounded your home, “What do these even do?” Was the first thing he asked when he entered your home. “They do nothing, it’s the same as Halloween we waste time putting decorations up to make the house look pretty and then you place presents under the tree for your friends and family.”
Surprise Pregnancy - Marvel
Summary: Head cannons for how the MCU boys would react to an unplanned pregnancy.
Warnings: mentions of sex, mostly fluff, all characters are pro choice, swearing, slight angst, mentions of cigarettes, mention of breeding kink.
A/N: this is gonna be like the one I did for the HP boys.
Into Darkness [Chapter One] Petrichor [Loki]
Summary: Born in Vanaheim, a realm associated with nature and magic, Asta Skírnisdóttir has always felt like she's never belonged. When she is ready, her father, Skírnir, a vassal of the fertility God Freyr, takes her to Asgard on a brief task where she meets Thor and Loki.
Upon a favor from Odin, to which she must retrieve the 'Chest of Strength', an artifact containing a mystical mirror that reflects the true aspects of the soul, she learns about her hazy past and the connection she has to the dark elves of Svartalfheim.
A/n: This is my first attempt at a Marvel story. The updates are going to be slow, so be patient, please. This story is heavily inspired by Nose Mythology, the MCU, and the comics. There might be facts I mess up so I apologize. Please enjoy.
Warning(s): implied/referenced death, original female character, Norse mythology, magic.
Worthy of Cake Pops.
Created for @justapinchzine as part of Team 4.
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Thor: Ragnarök | Thor x Reader x Loki
Summary: When you and the “Lord of Thunder” get stranded on Sakaar, you two are immediately separated as Scrapper 142 sells you to the Grandmaster; the latter taking a liking to you, the foreign beauty from planet C-53. Bets are placed and Units are paid as Grandmaster comes up with a new form of entertainment for himself and his peers. Loki's kind of into it.
Warnings/Info: NSFW in later chapters! Be warned. Thundersmut incoming. Hell, even Hulk might smash. Second-hand embarrassment for sure, and some sex pollen sprinkled on here and there. Take it with humor, just like the movie.
“Congratulations! You will meet the Grandmaster in five seconds…”
“What the f–“
“Prepare yourself…Prepare yourself…”