Thor headcanons!
It’s Thorsday so have some headcanons with everyone’s favorite Asgardian Bae™!
Loves thicc!reader (obvi)
Crop top days are his favorite because he loves your little tum stickin out and he goes u.u every time he sees it.
Gets handfuls of your thighs when he gives you piggyback rides.
His hands scoot up though until he’s full on groping your butt and you have absolutely no problem with that ayyyy
Squishy fingers in his big, manly hands.
He carries you effortlessly and you feel like the ethereal goddess you are.
Thigh jiggles that mesmerize him when you walk around the house in your underwear.
Your booty tho.
When y'all walk together and he has his arm around your waist, his hand will slowly but surely make its way to your hip and just rests there.
Pats on your bum. ALL. THE. TIME.
When you’re sad, Thor pinches your face between his fingers to give you chubby chipmunk cheeks until you laugh and then do it to him too.
You took him to his first concert on Midgard and he put you on his shoulders and gave your thighs little squeezes all night.
Eating together is like your favorite past time. You always order something different whenever you go out and then share it all so you can each have a taste.
Thor shares his poptarts with you and absolutely nobody else.
He also likes to feed you like the queen you are, treating you to the delicacies of Asgard whenever possible.
Takes you to the gym with him so he can spot you while you do your squats.
Thor loves when you tag along too because spandex compression shorts.
However, he immediately regrets it because he’s not the only checking you out during your workout.
Constantly tells you how beautiful you are because he’s always worried you’ll forget.