#thorsdays-child

[motherfrigga-blog]

Redneck Asgardian Quotations

Thor: I LOVE EVERYONE IN THIS BAR

Thor:ANOTHER, Y'ALL!

Thor: THAT HONKYTONK BADONKADONK. I WOULD WISH TO TAP THAT.

Thor: BROTHER! WHYFOR DO YOU LOOK SO LOW? HAST THY DOG PASSED UNTO VALHALLA, HAST THY TRUCK BEEN GIVEN THE MUCH MALIGNED BOOT? FORSOOTH, FUCK THE POLICE.

Thor: HATH THOU BEHELD? THE MIDGARDIAN LAND OF ARIZONA DOTH EXIST NOT!

Thor: BROTHER! ARE YOU NOT PROUD OF ME, FOR I HAVE LINED THE REAR CARGO AREA OF OUR TRUCK WITH TARPAULIN AND HAVE MADE FOR US A POOL!

Thor: VOLSTAGG, YOU HAVE INHALED FAR TOO MANY FUMES FROM THY FAMILY'S LAB OF METHAMPHETAMINES. PATSY CLINE IS CLEARLY SUPERIOR AND WOULD ALSO WIN IN A FISTFIGHT AGAINST LEEAN RYMES.

Frigga: Husband, In the words of the Midgardian muse, Winona Judd, on this night I beheld a light in thine bedchamber window. Within it stood a pair of silhouettes, embracing. Your eye betrays the truth.

[idontdothisanymore-blog]

Truth. Tony and Thor. --Lulu

To Tony:

You are absolutely brilliant. You're strong-willed, generous, and you have a wonderfully big heart. There are parts of you I wish I could change. You're self-destructive, you show affection by buying or building gifts. But I love you, and that will never change. It hurts. I hope you and Steve are happy.

To Thor:

You are my brother. We grew up together, and against the odds we've survived all of the roughness that is involved in growing up. We've had good times and terrible times, but even when I was deep in the darkness, or hundreds of thousands of miles away, deep down I have always loved you. You make me better... you great oaf.

[idontdothisanymore-blog]

It's... national kissing day?

Is that a legitimate Midgardian holiday?

I suppose you all are to be the judges of that, however...

I am not opposed to such a day.

[idontdothisanymore-blog]

(Meanwhile, a massive headache hits Loki out of nowhere. Ow.)

[idontdothisanymore-blog]

So, brief update on the RP.

Yesterday, Tony and Loki decided to break off the sexual part of their relationship to appease Steve, and then Tony proceeded to give Loki a handjob anyway before telling him that it wouldn't be the last time.

Later, Tony interrupted Lady!Loki (who was at the time between Lady!Thor's legs) to pull her outside and tell her that they couldn't do the whole sex thing, to which she responded with irritation asking whether she could get back to the person who was her lover. 

Then, sex. Phil and Clint left the room, because Clint didn't want his life ruined by seeing Ladies Loki and Thor every time he had a wank, and Phil was really drunk on Aesirmead and feeling sick.

[idontdothisanymore-blog]

He isn't the God of Mischief for nothing.

Loki stares in amused disbelief at the box his brother has just delivered - gifted, to him, and he thinks that he's got to step his pranks up a little. He knows that his brother evidently enjoys what he considers the 'surprise' Pop-Tarts, so he decides to go to Clint to co-conspire for his next practical joke on his fiancé. He knocks on Clint's door politely to make sure he's not with someone else.