#thoschei-trash

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Hello Dr Ferox! (And/or the mods!) I'm considering getting a greyhound, and I'm currently researching as much as I can about their needs and (bizzare!) physiology to see if they're right for me. But all the research got me thinking: brachy breeds have such awful problems because of their smushed snoots. Do extremely long-muzzled breeds like borzois, greyhounds, and similar have any health issues specifically related to their skull shape at all? Thankyou so much for running this blog

Prynhawn,

Here’s a post that Dr. Ferox has written about the risks of long noses compared to brachy once.

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[the-patrex]

24 and 49 c:

24. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your disposal.

BURACO QUENTE. No need to think about it, I love that shit.

It’s basically brazilian sloppy joe!

49. If you could breed two animals together to defy the laws of nature, what new animal would you create?

HMMMMMM.... I would fuse a jaguar and a canary, so I would have a TINY jaguar with wings. Imagine that cute bastard, IMAGINE IT.

[picnokinesis]

For the ask meme c: Resolution: favourite doctor who monster?

I'm gonna be very boring and predictable and go with daleks, because they're so dumb but I've always loved them a whole lot

Thanks for the ask!! :D

[yesokayiknow]

Ok, so. (Part 1.) I can set anything in fire in a microwave. Not deliberately! And it's not just one microwave, either. It's happened in at least 3 or 4 good microwaves, all different makes. Two separate houses. Never put any metal or anything unmicrowavable in there. Never leave stuff in for too long. Always make sure the temperature is correct. I obey all safety procedures and whatnot. But food in microwaves occasionally spontaneously combusts around me??? And I have no logical explanation

(Part 2) A few times, microwaveable chips/fries were so blackened that you could literally use them as charcoal sticks to write with. On one memorable occasion a mug brownie was literally on fire. Usually there's "only" ominous blackish smoke and a crackling sound. This only happens a couple times a year I guess, for the last decade or so, but like, what the frick? I guess I really angered the god of fire one time or something. That is all, I am a safely hazard, have a nice day/night xD

i’m honestly astounded and also kinda scared for you. god wants you to stick to raw food only i guess

[yesokayiknow]

*head suddenly pops up like an antelope at a watering hole* ...I see people are sharing dumb microwave stories. May I share the story of my uncanny microwave-related ability with you? xD Ps your posts rock c:

shkdhaks sure come take a seat at jazz's weird microwave stories corner i guess

(also :o !!!! thank u)

[yesokayiknow]

To answer your question in the tags - *blinks twice for no, we are not being paid to compliment you* Nah, a bunch of people really have just collectively decided that your content is top-notch c: Your blog is rad

gosh i honestly don't know why but thanks i love you all & promise that i will keep giving u my stupid content agdjha

[yesokayiknow]

Hi you should know your tags are brilliant

thank u! but also people keep telling me this recently i'm starting to feel like it's a conspiracy

[koschei-studies]

Top five memes? ^^

i actually don't really pay attention to memes, so i don't know if i can get to a list of five... let's see!

antoni porowski - "an ______ is something that can be so personal".

big brain!

ANY witcher meme

"he protecc, he atacc, but most importantly..."

not really a meme, but i love incorrect quotes? they really butter my crumpet!

okay so that started off as memes and kind of crumbled into random things i find funny, but again i'm not super up-to-date on memes, so this is the best i could do!