Oh fuck you man. She’s cool. She’s like, really cool. We hang out pretty often, she’s a huge fucking nerd, and anyone who even mentions this will get a broken face. Because I will break yo face. Except you Jess, or anyone not in relative proximity to me who can tease me about it :D
20. Do you shower every day?
Every other day. So if I did Monday I would again on Wednesday. It’s not good to wash your hair every day, it gets rid of natural oils or something, and it’s not good I guess.
56. State 8 facts about your body
Man, I have nothing interesting for these. Ever. My body is so aggressively average and boring. Like what do I even say?
I have fingers?
Oh and toes too.
I am like 5′8″.
I weigh probably around 165 pounds now if I had to guess.
I have brown hair, and no it’s not black fuck off.
I have kind of a big nose.
I have slightly chubby fingers, but I like my hands for the most part. This is the best I can answer this question. This is getting me back for not doing that thing you sent me forever ago, isn’t it?!
81. Who are five people you find attractive?
In no particular order
I think the aforementioned crush is a given.
Scarlet Johansson
Olivia Wilde (damn son)
Olivia Cooke (Emma in Bates Motel, such a cutie)
Mads Mikkelson, because fuck you that’s why, he’s gorgeous.
82. Who is the last person you hugged?
Good question, I don’t remember. I don’t hug people often.
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1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged?
If this answer is based purely on physical attraction, then yeah, sure.
2. You talked to an ex today, correct?
Yes, I have.
3. Have you taken someones virginity?
I have been the first person someone has had sex with, yes, but virginity is just a concept.
4. Is trust a big issue for you?
Nope, I trust people pretty easily actually.
5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently?
Not immediately recently, no.
6. What are you excited for?
Camping with my friends in 5 days, and marathoning Hannibal with Charlie.
7. What happened tonight?
Nothing, since it’s only 5:35 pm.
8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted?
No, getting wasted isn’t disgusting.
9. Is confidence cute?
Absolutely, confidence is an incredibly attractive quality.
10. What is the last beverage you had?
Water.
11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust?
Honestly, I trust more people of the opposite sex than I do people of the same sex.
12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans?
Yeah, an orange pair.
20. Are you starting to realize anything?
I’m realizing I may regret answering all these.
21. Are you in a good mood?
I’m in a pretty good mood, yes.
22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks?
Maybe, I’d consider it.
23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s?
I think? I’m not actually 100% sure. I think his are brown.
24. What do you want right this second?
Something highly inappropriate.
25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy?
Well who they kiss or don’t kiss is not up to me, so, I wouldn’t say anything really.
26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color?
Yes sir.
27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh?
I could, but I probably wouldn’t it enjoy it as much as someone who does make me laugh. I love laughing.
28. What was the last thing that made you laugh?
Someone’s reaction to two images I sent them over Facebook.
29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now?
Yeah, I do.
30. Does everyone deserve a second chance?
Generally speaking, yes.
31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to?
No, not at all. He’s my best friend.
32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do?
Yes, they are aware, I told them.
33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda?
Ironically I quit pop today actually.
34. Listening to?
Pursuit, by Gesaffelstein
35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore?
Only when I have to really.
36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is?
I am assuming they’re home.
37. Do you believe in love at first sight?
I believe in infatuation at first sight. Love not so much.
38. Who did you last call?
I actually don’t remember. Probably my Mom.
39. Who was the last person you danced with?
Oh God, I definitely don’t remember this. I don’t dance.
40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed?
I like her, she was there, I had the guts I didn't have 4 years ago, it was raining and windy and miserable outside and I wanted to more than anything. It was definitely worth the 4 year wait me thinks.
41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake?
Umm, probably last year? I don’t think I’ve had one in 2014 yet.
42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today?
Nope.
43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush?
Are you kidding, that’s what I live for.
44. Do you tan in the nude?
I don’t tan, I have pretty tan skin normally.
45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss?
Not even a little.
46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night?
Yes, I suppose you could say that.
47. Who was the last person to call you?
I don’t remember the last person to call for me directly.
48. Do you sing in the shower?
Nah, not usually. Sometimes I do though.
49. Do you dance in the car?
I’ll bob my head along, and tap to a beat, but no dancing.
50. Ever used a bow and arrow?
Yeah, a long while ago.
51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
Last summer, when I was in a Mousse costume.
52. Do you think musicals are cheesy?
Nah, I love musicals.
53. Is Christmas stressful?
It can be, but doesn’t need to be.
54. Ever eat a pierogi?
Nope.
55. Favorite type of fruit pie?
None, I don’t like pie.
56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
…Husband.
57. Do you believe in ghosts?
Nah man.
58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
Yeah, all the time.
59. Take a vitamin daily?
Nope.
60. Wear slippers?
Nope.
61. Wear a bath robe?
Nah.
62. What do you wear to bed?
Generally whatever I wore that day, very rarely pajama pants.
63. First concert?
Avril Lavigne back in like, 2007 or so.
64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?
I don’t have a preference.
65. Nike or Adidas?
Adidas.
66. Cheetos Or Fritos?
Cheetos.
67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
Peanuts.
68. Favorite Taylor Swift song?
The one where she explodes.
69. Ever take dance lessons?
I took a “class” with Esther once, don’t remember what kind of dancing it was now.
70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
No, not really.
71. Can you curl your tongue?
Yeah man, that’s easy.
72. Ever won a spelling bee?
Never participated.
73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
A few times, not common though.
74. What is your favorite book?
N/A. I don’t have a favourite book, or movie, or band.
75. Do you study better with or without music?
Probably with music if I actually studied.
76. Regularly burn incense?
Nope.
77. Ever been in love?
Maybe.
78. Who would you like to see in concert?
Smash Mouth. Everyone wants to see that.
79. What was the last concert you saw?
Jon Lajoie (concert/standup comedy thing)
80. Hot tea or cold tea?
Neither, I’m not a big tea person.
81. Tea or coffee?
Monster.
82. Favorite type of cookie?
Chocolate Chip.
83. Can you swim well?
I don’t have difficulties swimming, so decent I guess.
84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
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