I would love to hear more of your Vinny and Will thoughts, anything you have to offer.
I am so sorry this took so long, Anon! I do, in fact, have some thoughts about these two.
My inbox is still open for any requests for thoughts/thots/headcanons about any band guys and/or ships, by the way!
Below the cut, you're gonna find some NSFW themes/content, mentions of smoking weed/being high, and uhh.. gay gremlin men.
You know these two are smoking buddies. They're both high and a little (a lot) giggly when they kiss the first time. It's a bro kiss, though. They make-out kiss when high as bros. Surely neither of them have a crush. That'd be silly.
That being said, they're both struck by tour crush syndrome real bad. It's obvious with both of them. Bandmates give them hell but do nothing to help either, like, get their shit together.
Will does manage to out-yap Vinny somehow -- and more than once!
Both of them try to fit on Will's silly little fold-up scooter (and eat shit). They do this more than once. They do this more than once in public.
The first time they "fuck," it's literally just them frotting and cumming in their pants. Fully clothed like hormonal teens. And since Will is, well, Will, he keeps going (with Vinny "trapped" beneath him) until Vinny's a whining, writhing mess.
It costs so much when these two get takeout. They put away food like no one's business. Like, everyone complains when they add to the group orders.
Trans man!Vinny! Will's the chillest dude about it. In fact, he loves that Vinny's dick (strap) can be customized. When he wants a small dick for a quickie with little prep, that's an option. When the size queen in him comes out and he wants stretched? Vinny's got him covered. (Will doesn't even think to ask why Vinny brings multiple dicks on tour.)
The dirty talk gets so stupid sometimes. Will's often loudly cackling when they have sex. "God, Vin, just fuck me already." "Hold on. Chat, is this gay?"
The internet goes crazy shipping them. It's so hard for Vinny specifically to behave and not tongue Will in public. He doesn't want to give any fans heart failure, after all. (Chris makes him refrain because if Vinny's gonna be doing that, he needs to realize he likes Will first. C'mon, man.)
Anyways! Thank you for letting me yap! I hope you enjoyed, and anyone and everyone is free to riff on any of this!
Seeing Chris motionless irl did something to me. No I will not elaborate. Yes I will be thinking about him tonight. Vinny too.
Okay, so, I know you were probably thinking something with a reader, and I am so sorry, but I was literally just talking to @ladyveronikawrites about something with these two right before you sent this ask. Guys being gay below the cut.
Chris gets Vinny a skort. Vinny's cute, got some soft hips and a cute little ass, and dressing him up sounds fun. So Chris plays dress-up dolls with his drummer, sue him.
For now, it's just the skort. Vinny's skeptical when Chris hands him the thing, frowns at it like he doesn't know what it is, and he makes this groaning noise that goes on for far too long as he wanders into the bathroom to change.
And, because Chris is a genius, Vinny loves it. The first thing he says is, "Holy shit, dude, there are shorts underneath it." Which is implied by the word skort, but it seems Vinny was unaware of this connotation.
"Yeah, there are. So the rest of the guys don't have to see everything you've got going on," Chris explains, and he almost adds that there are pockets when Vinny realizes on his own.
Vinny's a little too loud when he speaks. "Pockets? Dude, I can carry shit in these?" He's shoving his hands in each in turn, finds three total and acts like he's struck gold.
It's all so ridiculous and endearing that Chris watches Vinny twirl himself dizzy and then catches the smaller man, hauls him in for a kiss. Vinny's breathless to begin with but gasping when it's over, and Chris just grins at him.