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JENNIFER LAWRENCE - THE DRUNK PRESS TOUR

Unless you’ve been living under a rock for years, Jennifer Lawrence has become the qween of relatable. Whether it was because of her humble beginnings on a Kentucky farm or her rise to stardom and her winning an Oscar for Best Actress at the fucking age of 22 (not so damn relatable), but falling up the stairs on the way to retrieve it (so damn relatable), she has become a celebrity of the people.

Her new movie, The Red Sparrow, came out recently and she has been doing a shit ton of press for it. One theme I’ve noticed that has become very common among interviewers, is to get her drunk af. And I LOVE it. Omg she is so hilarious, and like I kind of feel bad because who knows, maybe she doesn’t feel like drinking there or something BUT she is known to also speak her mind so if she didn’t want to she would probably say something.

I recently just watched her Ellen interview where she talks about her drunk alter ego, appropriately named Gail, and I basically died (I may have some experience with drunk alter egos). ESPECIALLY when Ellen showed a picture of JLaw on vacation and it looks like a completely different person. OR when Ellen had someone bring out a tray of rum drinks for her and Jen chose the pink cocktail, ugh a girl after my own heart. I’m also loving the part when she gets up and runs to the screen and only one shoe is on.

ALSO that Stephen Colbert interview was fucking hilarious. They do damn rum shots! And then Jen is just wasted basically and takes her shoes off, which is way more comfy btw. BUT prior to this interview, she was drinking at one earlier that day! I’m also loving Colbert’s apologizes during the interview, like “I am so sorry for getting you wasted on my show” basically.

THEN poor Jen had to go to The Red Sparrow movie premier druuuunkkkk. I honestly think that had she not said she was, no one would really have noticed - but since she did, all I can see are those drunk eyes

WHY DOES SHE HAVE TO BE SO DAMN HILARIOUS. Like she just seems so funny, and so down to earth, not to mention bad-ass, clever and extremely fucking successful, I want her to be on my BFF-tier. Ugh maybe one day we can get a drink together Jen.

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TROUTY MOUTH BABIES!?!?

OH. MY. GOD! Now THIS was a surprise if I have ever seen one! Emma Watson (Hermione Granger/Belle/Feminist 3rd wave movement maker) and Chord Overstreet (Sam Evans (née Trouty mouth) on Glee/Singer) were recently spotted by some creepy paps out and about holding hands!!!!!

Am I the only one saying “whaaaat”?? How did these two meet? What brings them together? This is like one of the most random celeb pairings I have EVER seen, especially since until very recently, I thought his last name was Overstream. Damn, he just werked his way up the social rankings over night. I’m honestly really wondering how they met.

Look how happy she looks though. That smile! She is just beaming at him, it is absolutely adorable! That firm grip on each other’s hands! They’re even walking with the same foot forward, talk about being in sync (there is a 50/50 chance of that happening though).

Look at their faces, I wonder what type of stimulating conversation they are having. He looks like he’s saying “wtf are you serious”, and she’s like “yeah man, I am”.

I don’t know about you, but I was a TOTAL gleek. Like I LOVED Glee so much, although I feel like a poser because I never watched the last season, especially after Corey Monteith passed away (RIP). I wanted to watch it on Netflix but they just took it all off and it’s such a hassle to find a decent stream, plus you have to dodge like a million popup ads.

Ever since I found out about this relationship, I have had this song sung by Naya Rivera from Glee in my head. As a fairwell, just imagine Emma singing this to Chord after a tipsy night out.

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STORMI WEBSTA

So breaking news basically, Kylie posted a photoset of her holding baby Stormi. You can't really get a good look at how cute I'm assuming Stormi is, but she is soo adorable and small.

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my angel baby is 1 month old today

A post shared by Kylie (@kyliejenner) on Mar 1, 2018 at 2:50pm PST

You know what? Good for Kylie. I honestly did not think she was pregnant this entire time. I thought she just wanted to escape the media circus and a take a little break. I have no idea how she even hid it so well. People were watching her like vultures. I bet paparazzi would've gotten paid like hundreds of thousands if they had gotten a good shot of pregnant Kylie (I have no idea how much paparazzo make, this is my assumption, it seems a little steep).

I am so amazed at all the young women who have babies and become great lil mamas. Like good for you, you werk it. Of course this is an entirely different case since Kylie is mega rich, but I am still very amazed. 

I actually love how bonded this family is. Like they would go to the ends of the earth for each other. Kim was on James Corden's show and they were playing this game called "Spill Your Guts or Fill Your Guts", where you either confess something or eat something gross, and Kim ate like a cow eye or something because he asked if Khloe and Kylie were pregnant, which at the time was being kept secret. 

On another note, why are baby clothes so cute? I love how basically all baby sweaters have tiny ears on them. Baby shoes are basically the cutest out of anything. The tiny little things just sit in the palm of your hand. Like, what creature wears these tiny little shoes on their tiny little feet?

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PINK HAIR

Thank you for all the encouragement  I received from my sorority sisters for starting this blog. To start it all off, my first post, of course, has to be dedicated to Mrs. Kim Kardashian West.

I don't know about you guys but I am LIVING for Kim's pink hair! I absolutely love it. How does she manage to still look so cool and chic with hair this colour? Side bar: is she wearing track pants? or are those jeans? I know she's wearing Yeezy season 7, so I think it must be sweats since I don't think Kanye makes jeans. Loving the combo of snake skin, knee-high boots and sweats, few people could pull that off.

Even here in Tokyo, she looks sick as fuckkk. Like a sexy space lady with her pink ass hair

Also, how did her hair get so long so fast? I swear it was basically shoulder length last year and now it's down to her waist? I know she said she doesn't fuck with wigs, but she must fuck with extensions.

I don’t really do wigs . It’s real. https://t.co/zoROaMPmff

— Kim Kardashian West (@KimKardashian) February 25, 2018

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I love it when...

People get mad at you for having a preference. Like sorry that's not what I'm into. I'm a smoker and I've been turned down for that but I never asked why, because I wasn't so self involved that I couldn't see their opinion. Like what are we really mad about here? What I said or do? Or because you want what you can't have?

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recycling thoughts vs. recycling thots

going back to the same ideas in order to improve upon them vs. going back to the same hoes in order to get either fucked or fucked over. recycle thoughts, not thots