#three halves

[sonperior]

I just realized I never made tags for like 2 ppl and I’m so disappointed in myself anyway here’s a masterpost of All the tags for later reference

misfit - [new tag, old person] a bad decision all around.

green eyes - good friend, good egg, we were just 2 young 2 dumb

gerard - also young & dumb but 8000 other things too

voldemort - Yikes to shitty decisions and a lot of self discoveries lmao

three halves - bomb lay, bad person

cornucopia - 2k17

malibu - met on a cruise ship, sexiest person ever, also way too old for me but still not over it. also sometimes referred to as “jec”

Taco Bell - not an ex, but a historical life figure who DEFINITELY needed a tag.

1884 - (2022) no, I will not elaborate. this post brought to you by Rent and owning a globe.

Puppy - no, I will not elaborate. this post brought to you by AO3 and being a stupid american.

[sonperior]

oh my G-d i just thought about inglorious basterds and made the connection and now i’m equal parts relieved and emotionally exsanguinating at the kitchen table fesjhfjkdfs

i guess it’s a relief to know i was doomed from the start but also it’s doubly rude and disrespectful of the universe to do me dirty like that

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[zerosocialskillz]

Yesterday, I was doing my math assignment.

I calculated something and the answer came out as three halves.

It wasn’t the correct answer.

But that isn’t all, as I miscalculated another problem into—guess what—three halves.

Today, I have another math assignment. This time it’s about equations. One is to transfer y (don’t know the English term) to the left side of the equation while the rest gets transferred at the opposite side.

This time, three halves is indeed the answer, but I got something else wrong:

Positives and negatives.

Yeah. I have the three halves curse.

[sonperior]

there’s an ex or three that I almost perversely hope still check this blog from time to time so that they can see THIS EXACT POST and now know that I know that you know about That Thing I post about sometimes, and also that I wonder if that explains ANYTHING about the time we spent together, because I really feel like it’s got to explain at least 17% of things. scientifically.

i’m not naming any names here but I’m definitely tagging them because I’m an asshole who likes to poke hornets’ nests !!!!!!!

[sonperior]

also I ran into three halves AGAIN yesterday and I’m so tired of seeing his dumb face >.>

"and it’s a long way back from 17”

[sonperior]

I can't believe I just saw that guy OH MY GOD

[threehalvescomms]

Attention

[sonperior]

never forget that time I unknowingly took a guy's virginity and his mom made him get a job because of it im crying y'all i still can't believe that is something that actually happened