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22 Years Of Niff
Chapter 1
“Isn’t he beautiful, Rob? “ Mary Duval was watching her new born son in his little hospital bed. Her husband smiled at her with so much love in his eyes that you can feel it pouring out of him. Robert brushed a red lock of hair out of her eye.
“Yes, he is. And you now what? He is ours. Our little baby boy.”
“He has a name now, you know?” giggled Mary.
“Yeah yeah I know but not two days ago he was still in your belly and I spoke to my little baby boy. I mean Nicholas is a wonderful name but I just want him to be our little baby boy forever, you know?”
“Oh Robert, I love you so much!” She pulled her husband into a sweet kiss just when there were little sounds heard coming from below. Nicholas was staring at them with big eyes and a happy smile on his lips.
Mary looked down at her son. “One day you will break many hearts with those eyes of yours.”
“I swear to God, Thomas, if he will be anything like his brother we won’t have another one!”
Chelsea Sterling looked at her one year old son Josh who had smashed carrots all over his face and was giggling like a maniac. His little brother Jeffrey was sitting in his little bed. A grin spread across his face. Thomas had never thought a nearly new born could do something like grinning and smiling at the right times but his son had proved him wrong. Jeff actually laughed out loud the moment he was born and dry.
Thomas knew one thing for sure. “Honey, I’m sure this one is much worse!”
When Nicholas was almost four years old he was different from other kids his age. While other kids played with their new found friends on the playground, Nicholas sat at home or in the garden and wanted to listen to stories. His favorite stories were the ones where the princess gets saved by the prince.
“Mary, do you think we’re doing something wrong? I mean, is it bad he doesn’t want to play with other kids?”
“No Robert, I think little Nicky is just different and special. The other day he asked me if he can be a princess. I told him he is going to be the prince and safe the princess someday.”
“Let me guess. He wasn’t happy.”
“He said he doesn’t want to be the prince if he has to safe a girl.”
“Do you think he is…you know, gay?”
“Maybe. I don’t have a problem with that, though. Do you?”
“Of course not, Mary! I love him, doesn’t matter who he loves.”
“Good, because I’m sure one day he will safe his pretty prince.”
“He wants what for a birthday present?” exclaimed Thomas Sterling.
“It shouldn’t be such a surprise to you. Honestly I thought it would’ve come earlier. I thought last year was going to be the year he wanted a tutu, not this year. He danced before he could walk.”
Chelsea had her almost two year old daughter in her arms and watched her sons play in the garden.
“Chels, I know he is most likely gay ‘cause of all the stuff he is into and I’m fine with it, but he will not get a pink tutu as a birthday present!”
Well eventually Jeff still got a pink tutu for his fourth birthday.
Forever - Niff Drabble
Shouting “Are you fucking kidding me?” “What is your problem, Jeffrey?” “Oh I don’t know. Maybe you should ask Sebastian or Thad. Maybe they know how to help you out, Nicholas!” “What are you implying here, Jeff?” “That you cheated on me, maybe!”
Confusion “Jeff, what are you even talking about?“ “Nick, don’t pretend like you don’t know. These last two weeks you’ve always been with either one of them. I saw how Sebastian’s been looking at you and I saw you flirting with them, although I’m you boyfriend. What can either of them give you that I can’t?”
The yelling has stopped. Jeff’s screams became sobs. He wasn’t always the cheery, happy prankster. He was insecure about some things. About Nick. They’ve been best friends for their whole life and now boyfriends for a year.
“Jeffy, I didn’t cheat on you! I could never do that to you. I love you, six! And I didn’t mean to make you jealous or insecure! Sebastian and I are justt friends! And Thad just wanted some vocal coaching. I didn’t cheat on you, my love.”
Nick placed his arm around the taller’s waist and pulled him into his embrace; soft sobs slowly started to fade. Jeff looked down into Nick’s eyes. “I’m sorry, Nicky!” he spoke quietly. Nick couldn’t stand seeing him that way. He hated seeing Jeff -his Jeff- so unhappy. "It wasn’t your fault, okay Jeffy? I get it. I would be the same if you started spending every second of your freetime with other people. I’m sorry, six! I really didn’t mean to. But Sebastian and Thad both needed help…but that’s no excuse. I’m sorry I wasn’t there for you!”
“It’s okay, three! I just - I love you so much! And I’m always afraid that you will wake up one day and realise that you don’t love me as much as you used to. I imagine you being too polite to tell me and so you just end up being unhappy with me.” Jeff has started crying again into Nick’s shoulder. The shorter boy started walking towards his bed and laid his sobbing mess of a boyfriend down and crawled next to him. While cuddling closer to the love of his life Nick said: “I will never stop loving you, okay? You’re not just my boyfriend. You’re my best friend and the love of my life and I will never stop being with you because you’re all I could ever wish for!”
He smiled up at Jeff from his position with his head on Jeff’s chest. He leaned up as he saw his boyfriend’s happy eyes, tears slowly drying on his cheeks. The following kiss was sweet and full of love. No heat, no urges, no sexual tension or want being built up. Just their lips moving in sinc. Feather light touches of their mouths across cheekbones and finding their way back to eachothers mouths. Jeff was the first to break the kiss. His forehead leaning against Nick’s. And so they laid there gazing into eachothers eyes and knowing that neither one of them will ever go away. Staying together.
Forever.
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