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I wasn’t ready

threelisabeth replied to your post “i slept through my alarm, woke up in a panic and threw off an email to...”

mercury tbh

do u think i can just be like “guys i don’t think i should have to use a sick day bc this really isn’t my fault and, good news, won’t happen again until the end of august”

#threelisabeth

did u see the artful vertical rips on the back of the pants ;__;

sashayed

YES! MY GOD!!!! WAS IT NOT ENOUGH TO LIVE THROUGH THIS ONCE? MUST I DO IT AGAIN???????

#threelisabeth #YOU YOUTHS DON'T UNDERSTAND #YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!!!!#I HAD A SET OF DARK-WASH FLARES THAT WERE AT LEAST A FOOT IN DIAMETER AND SLIT UP THE SIDES!!!!!!#THEY FLAPPED AROUND MY PLATFORM-CLAD FEET LIKE THE SAILS OF SOME UNSPEAKABLE DENIM PLAGUE SHIP!!!!!#I KNOW! YOU DON'T KNOW!!!!!!

CAN U IMAGINE HARRY STYLES TELLING TAYLOR SWIFT ABOUT THE FACT THAT “PERFECT” WAS GOING TO BE A SINGLE. I PROMISE U HE LOCKED HIMSELF IN HIS VELVET-LINED STRESSFUL TASKS POD AND CALLED HER LIKE 2 WEEKS BEFORE SINGLE RELEASE DAY. I CAN PSYCHICALLY RECREATE THIS ENTIRE CONVERSATION

TAYLOR SWIFT: Hello? HARRY STYLES: Uhh, hiya…..hey. Hi, it’s me. TAYLOR SWIFT: It’s who? HARRY STYLES: It’s – sorry, it’s Harry? Styles. TAYLOR SWIFT: Oh, hi! Oh my gosh, hi. Sorry, new phone. Haha. HARRY STYLES: Oh – TAYLOR SWIFT: So what’s up? HARRY STYLES: I ahh. I just uhhhh. I wanted to uhhhhh….wanted to tell you uhhh….well uhm. It’s a bit awkward like, I wrote this…. TAYLOR SWIFT: Awww, you wrote something? Aw, good for you! HARRY STYLES: I did, yeah, but it was actually uhhhhh, I was actually gonna…gonna give you a heads up, because it ahhh. Because, like… TAYLOR SWIFT: I’m super sorry Harry, I’m gonna put you on speaker, okay? Okay. What’s up? HARRY STYLES: Ah. Right, well. I just, we’re putting out this song and…I’m on speaker? TAYLOR SWIFT: Mm-hmm. SOMEONE IN THE BACKGROUND: [inaudible]. TAYLOR SWIFT: [covering the mouthpiece] It’s Henry from One Direction. I’ll be done in 5 seconds. [back to Harry] So what’s up? HARRY STYLES: It’s Harry. TAYLOR SWIFT: I know, you said that. SOMEONE IN BACKGROUND: [inaudible, derisive] HARRY STYLES: Uh. Anyway, it’s about this – hm. Listen, can I call you back when you’re not busy? Is this – TAYLOR SWIFT: Gosh, Jerry, you know, that’s gonna be tough. I have this world tour. I mean, you must know what that’s like, with your band still being so popular right now! And then I gotta write a ton of new songs, by myself, plus there’s set design and wardrobe fittings and this legal stuff I have to keep an eye on it’s whatever, and my scrapbooking, and they just put ALL of Jane the Virgin on Netflix, and I mean right now there’s like 50 supermodels upstairs waiting on these gluten-free muffins, plus I’ve got the cats’ birthdays to plan and – oh, you know! On and on and on. How’s your – hang on, let me pull up my iCal. How’s your April 26th, Harvey? It’s a Tuesday. I can do any time after 3 and before 4:15. HARRY STYLES: It’s Harry. TAYLOR SWIFT: Did I not say Harry?

#threelisabeth #HAYLOR #IF THAT #My Work #***