OMG THE REAL E-BEAVS IS BACK //FOR ONE NIGHT ONLY////
HEAR YE HEAR YE
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OMG THE REAL E-BEAVS IS BACK //FOR ONE NIGHT ONLY////
HEAR YE HEAR YE
hey so i was desperate for fic prompts and couldn't find/think of any so i went through your writing tag and shamelessly stole a handful of the old matt/kaz prompts you've received and appropriated them for my own (non-matt/kaz) use. FOR SOME REASON I FELT LIKE TELLING YOU THIS. HOPE YOU'RE HAVING A LOVELY DAY/NIGHT. <3
i'm glad you confessed this thievery to me, child. go in peace.
OMG IF YOU DO THAT I TOTALLY WILL TOO YES
BASICALLY I JUST WANT TO BE SMARTER THAN ALL OF THE BOYS
I MEAN I'M MOSTLY THERE ALREADY BUT I'VE STILL GOT A WAYS TO GO
LET'S DO IT
ok what is the first story about me that comes to mind (this is gonna be good)
All I can think about is that one night I couldn't sleep so I sent you a bunch of really stupid text messages between the hours of 3-5AM and I'm still laughing about those tbh
The second is that one time we snapchatted lines from Fifty Shades of Grey to each other and I still have both HD IMAX SMILE and "Ice cream," I plead saved on my phone and I regret absolutely nothing
HAHA I LEFT YOU ON A CLIFFHANGER but then i COMPLETELY RUINED IT by awkwardly going WE SHOULD, UM. GET BACK INSIDE. and he was like RIGHT. YEAH. and then we went back inside to everyone else and NOTHING HAPPENED. THE END. sorry for the anticlimax, 15 YEAR OLD ME WAS TERRIBLE AND SHOULD NEVER BE MENTIONED EVER. (also: it was at CHRISTMAS. it could've been like A CHRISTMAS KISS, OR SOMETHING. DAMN. and i never got that close to having a moment ever again.) (3/3)
Part 3 of 3
Not only a cliffhanger, but delicious uses of caps lock running full speed into lowercase. What a journey.
(You should have snogged him)
SO THAT WAS THE FIRST ONE. later on in the night i said i wanted a soda, so he went out to the garage with me to show me where the fridge was. i got the soda and we were standing there and i took a step back and almost FELL OFF THIS RANDOM STEP that i hadn't seen, and i windmilled my arms and almost died, and i was like WOW I ALMOST DIED HAHA and he went, well i'm glad you didn't die, and then we just, like. stared at each other/anywhere but each other for a super hot second. (2/3) (lol i lied)
Part 2 of 3
That sounds like a super hot second but I'm just disappointed he didn't reveal himself to be a 15-year-old superhero and saved you from peril.
ok! so i was at my guy friend's house (who i had a stupid crush on at the time, ugh sophomore year) for a christmas get-together and there were maybe 6 of us trying to figure out how to kill time. someone suggested we go walk around the neighborhood and into town and etc, but someone pointed out it was freezing outside. pretty much everyone had a jacket except me, and i said so--and then my friend definitely OFFERED ME HIS JACKET TO WEAR but i was like LOL NO IT'S OK DON'T WORRY BOUT ME (1/2)
Part 1 of 3 (she lied)
I'm already disappointed in you Allie
If a guy you like offers you his jacket, you say yes and then keep it forever wear it like the sweet female you are.
13! 55! 69! (heh)
(maturity is overrated)
13. Do you get jealous easily?
I have a habit of liking guys who either have a lot of girls after them or are very well-liked, and thus far I've never had issue with it. In general I find it amusing, so no, I don't think I'm a jealous person.
55. Share a relationship story.
We were twelve. My brother had an important surgery and I was stuck at school. He got me out of class (it was middle school and nobody cared), let me sit in his art class while they watched a movie, and held my hand the entire time. It meant a lot.
69. What turns you off?
Arrogance. Pessimism. Insecurity (there's a fine line between this and being humble, which I quite like in people of course). Lack of emotional depth or integrity.
Thank you for sending me questions bby <3 <3