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[abelnath]

Imagine teaching the Company how to ice-skate

[exquisitley-obsessed]

Francesca Dodd                          

"Francesca Dodd, Frankie," Frankie spoke up, confidence dripping from her voice. - The Three Women Of Durin, Chapter 3.

[raz089]

I’d made RA keychains if anyone interested please follow this link

I only have 12 keychains, so feel free to ask me first.

[imafrickinunicorn]

It was late at night. She was scrolling through ao3. She saw a 23 chapter fanfic with plenty of kudos, good grammar, and a good plot. No, the logical side of her said. Yes, than fan girl side screamed.

[biscottibitch]

So I’ve been helping @winter-is-ending with a new story that she’s been writing and we got a little carried away...

Character Profiles:

Nella: HEALING POWERS (STOP EMILY lol)

KILI: LOVEABLE IDIOT HE’S IRISH!! - HALF OF THEM ARE IRISH but it’s aiden turner we are talking about I KNOW

FILI: DONE WITH EVERYONE’S SHIT; ALSO KIWI

THORIN: GRUMPY UNCLE

ORI: ADORABLE LITTLE SHIT

Nori: STICKY FINGERS IS ALSO NORTH STAR

BARD: GASTON *drools*

BIFUR: HAD A LITTLE ACCIDENT

GLOIN: RHYMES WITH GROIN HAS A SON WHO FALLS IN LOVE WITH LEGOLAS’ EYES

OIN: HAS TRUMPET SHOVED IN EAR 24/7

DORI: HAD SILVER HAIR BEFORE IT WAS COOL MET PRINCE CHARLES ALSO REALLY LIKES WINE

BOFUR: BEST MEMBER OF THE COMPANY

BOMBUR: LOVES FOOD. IS ACTUALLY ME

BALIN: ACTUAL LOVEABLE GRANDPA

DWALIN: TIRED AND GRUMPY STEP UNCLE RHYMES WITH STALIN OMG EMILY NO

GANDALF: SASSY LITTLE SHIT OF A GRANDPA

BILBO: CONFUSED LITTLE HOBBIT WHO JUST WANTS TEA, A BOOK, AND HIS ARMCHAIR (good, oxford comma)

LEGOLAS: HOT ELF. IS SECRECTLY CLINT BARTON. IS MAGIC CAUSE ENDLESS ARROWS WILL ALSO STAB YOU IN FACE WITH ARROW

THRANDUIL: SASSY ELF WHO HAS NO CHILLl

TAURIEL: DOES NOT EXIST - not in the books (IS ACTUALLY WASP). liked her aside from the love interest. Should have left her with Legolas

SMAUG: Is BUTTERNUT SQUASH CUCUMBER

RADAGAST: ACTUAL TIME TRAVELER - HAS RABBITS

Beorn: IS WINNIE THE POOH

DIS: WILL FUCK YOU UP. MOM OF THE YEAR

ELROND: RED SKULL/NAZI/AGENT SMITH/MEGATRON/V - BEST ELF DAD I’M NOT WRONG - TEACHES NELLA MAGIC HEALING. NO HE DOES NOT ITS NOT EVEN CONFIRMED YET

GOLLUM: GREEDY, FREAKY LITTLE THING GOD ABOVE

GALADRIEL: MOST BEAUTIFUL THING TO EVER WALK THE EARTH

SARUMAN: SAURON’S BITCH

AZGOG: DEATHSTROKE

GOBLIN KING: SCROTUM NECK

LINDIR: DONE WITH DWARVES AND THEIR UNHYGIENIC WAYS

TROLLS: THE THREE STOOGES

PONIES: THE DOGS OF THE SERIES. IF ONE DIES IT IS A SAD DAY. ALSO FILI AND KILI CAN’T WATCH THEM FOR SHIT

WRAGS: BAD PUPPIES they can have flaming pinecones thrown at them for all i care

[abelnath]

Imagine the Company always wanting you to tell a story from your land in the evening, and them listening you like you were the last person on earth

[abelnath]

Imagine Thorin being not able to do his job as the company leader, because your smile takes his breath away

[abelnath]

Imagine Thorin being madly jealous, because you are good friends with Fili and Kili, and him trying to get your attention by showing his love the way you never thought he could be able to