#thumb war

[amazingphil]

date night with dan and phil

[im-deathly-scared-of-zombies]

You ever played I declare thumb war with your cat lol

She would smoke my ass lol

Look at these mitts of mass destruction

[skies-for-eyes-trees-for-knees]

Chapter 4 - Playing Dirty

Chapter 4 of The Arrangement is now live, in which Eris and Azriel discover that the cabin isn’t just for sex, and pet names aren’t always ridiculous.

18+ below divider, sexually explicit

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“Much as I’d love to pin you to the floor, I’m not getting this outfit dirty.” Eris rambles absentmindedly, voice rough with growing arousal.

The spymaster scoffs against the prince’s neck. “As if you could.”

Eris pulls back far enough to shoot him a dismissive look, a beautiful flush high on his cheeks. “Oh I could definitely take you.”

“Oh, I know you can take me.” The spymaster growls, squeezing the prince’s sumptuous ass for emphasis.

Eris rolls his eyes. “Typical Night Court arrogance. You forget, I am a general.”

“So? Cassian’s a general and I can beat his ass in a fight too.” On a good day, Azriel silently adds.

Eris scoffs.

“Come on then, fight me.” Azriel goads, eyes are gleaming with mischief.

Does he want to have sex with Eris? Absolutely. But what he really wants is to play with the prince first.

“I am not ruining my outfit.” Eris scowls.

“Then take it off.” Azriel suggests.

Eris levels a glare at him, as if to say, nice try.

“Fine. Arm wrestling.” Azriel wagers, considering it a reasonable compromise. He would probably suggest anything at this point to get Eris to play with him. “You can do that without ruining your outfit.”

“What is up with you today?” The prince demands, planting his hands on the spymaster’s chest and levelling yet another look of perplexed disbelief at him. “Did you seriously invite me over to fight me?”

“What’s the matter, afraid you might lose?” Azriel chides, a half smile tugging at his lips. He’s taking a gamble trying to bend the rules here. Eris had been insistent after all: the cabin is for sex only.

Eris narrows his eyes. “Thumb war.”

“What? The fuck is that?” Azriel asks, and it’s his turn to scrunch his brow in confusion.

“Battle of thumbs? You never played as a child?”

“Nope, too busy being turned into an actual warrior to play pretend.”

Eris rolls his eyes sardonically. “Yes, yes, very tragic. Don’t worry, it’s so simple, even you’ll understand it. Our thumbs are at war. The objective is to pin your opponent’s thumb for five seconds without moving your arm.”

“That’s so dumb.” Azriel muses.

“Should be perfect for you then.” Eris flashes him a sly grin and Azriel decides he absolutely has to win.

Full chapter on AO3

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[m-random0]

Am I the only one who has done a thumb war this way: "One, Two, Three, Four, I declare a thumb war. Five, Six, Seven, Eight, you will die and suffocate."

I have been doing this since I was a kid but everyone I have done a thumb war with doesn't do it that way or even know it that way. I may have created it when I was like 7 but idk.

[rattyrattington]

one two three four i declare a thumb war

Anons don’t get thumbs you coward come out and fight me

[giffypudding]

1, 2, 3, 4 I declare a thumb war…

5, 6, 7, 8 Try and keep your thumb straight…’

[immortalbeingz]

[romeosparadisefanfic]

Part 7: Justice

BARK! BARK!

"DOWN EMMERSON"Commanded Sebastian commandingly.

Light glinted off his prominent cheekbones and he scowled. He looked at Remmington promptingly- clearly Sebastian was not a big talker.

"So like wut r u even doing here twinkle-toes???" began Remmington, crossing his pale arms to match the threatening crosses drawn over his eyes in deep dark dangerous eyeliner.

Romeo gasped a little and shook like a violent storm. Then Romeo slapped themself "PULL THEMSELF TOGETHER, THEY" they thought, so they murmured

"im uh- your new tour manager"

"HA HA HA AHA HAHAHHA HAHAHHAHAHHAHAH AHAH!!! HAHA !! HA!" The members of Palaye royale cackled like hyenas, or worse, popular girls.

"You're really our new tour manager?", shrieked Remmington, "Name 5 of our songs bet you cant, BET YOU CANT, NO BALLS-"

Romeo actually had no balls but was pretty flattered. They must be having a fabulously mascpassing day today. Back to the present situation:

"And what if I don't want to?" smirked Romeo, suddenly emboldened by euphoric gender ambiguity.

Emmerson growled.

"In fact you better play me 5 of your songs to prove you even deserve me as your tour manager!"

Emmerson whined-

"ENOUGH" declared Sebastian, his meaty biceps bulging with hot blood "We will settle this like MEN".

uh-oh

"If you, boy, can defeat me in a thumb war then you will be fit to be our tour manager, if not, i will demolish you and mix you into Emmerson's kibble. Do you accept?"

Romeo wanted to say "Na" but the fate of MCR5 was in their hands. They had no choice but to enter this epic masculine battle in the big boy division.

"Yes."

Palaye royale gathered round and lightning began to crack but Romeo was not afraid to keep on living. Emmerson licked at Romeo's heel while Remmington applied lipgloss worredly. There was something off with this kid. Might he try and pull a fast one?

One two three four and the thumb war was declared! Thumbs jostled and fought for dominance. Sebastian's spadelike digit fought and stabbed but Romeo was fast and cunning. Out of nowhere Romeo pressed down their thumb.

Was this submission?

Had they given up?

Sebastian pounded down his frankenfurter of force, baited by the trap, but before he could pin Romeo's thumb, it snuck up from under his and now began to pin down Sebastian's hasty hog!

However, Romeo was tiring...

One-

Two-

He couldn't hold out any longer!

Sebastian's slippery sausage snuck free!

The two thumbs flailed- it was anyone's game.

Romeo thought desperately. What might a handsome squidward of a man like Sebastian Danzig be weakened by? He had it, he began to tell a magical tale:

"So you know I was walking the other day in a dress and my favourite shoes and i saw this elderly lady and waved at her deferentially as I passed by because I think one should respect older folks. The old lady stopped and began to scowled darkly and I wondered what on earth could I have done to cause this poor woman's discontent? She snarled 'you disgust me' and before i could enquire as to why she spat and YELLED 'how DARE you do something so disrespectful!' She pushed me into the gutter and kicked me in the shins and only then did I realise this woman...she was saying I couldn't wear my converse underneath my dress. A tear trickled from my eye at this injustice and i said 'you know what lady i don't know who hurt you but you deserve love' and suddenly she just started weeping and howled 'I KNOW! I just wish they had accepted my malaria kin identity in nursery school! I'm 95 years old and now I will never feel at one with my genetic predisposition for malaria because it's all but eradicated'. I stood up and shook her hand. It was disgraceful that the world could be so unaccepting. Then I bit her, because I had malaria"

Sebastian Danzig began to cry. The evident truthfulness and righteous nature of the ancient folk story reblogged from generation to generation had softened him and he faltered, allowing Romeo to crush his thumb and hold it for four seconds.

Romeo figured they had made it. They were really becoming something, after all.

they painted their nails black and wallowed in victory

their biceps grew a little

Part one: https://www.tumblr.com/romeosparadisefanfic/781567159172202496/part-one-temptation?source=share