Orchid and Dongfang Qingcang are so crazily extra about their relationship, I can't even.
"You don't want us to marry? Well how about I stick a bunch of spikes through myself? What then?"
"Yeah I'll go hang out in a Cave of Death and Pain if that's the price of marriage."
"No I won't take magic morphine, that woud go against the principal of our relationship."
*kills herself so that he won't die too*











