#thunposting

[zephyrrhiesfyrian]

Let's be real here, Emmet enjoys being scruffed like a cat.

WIFE

yeah you right

he will annoy Ingo intentionally with this goal in mind

[zephyrrhiesfyrian]

*throws a piece of candy at your head* Tinyformers Atomizer. *where is he I must know* --- Thunderwave

WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE

Tinyformers Atomizer is one of the most judgmental little tinies you'll come across. Major diva cat energy. He is super picky about how his habitat looks, and once he's finished harassing you about making it perfect, he'll move onto judging the decor for the rest of your home.

If you take him outside, Atomizer prefers if you either wear the same colors as him or your outfit compliments him. If you let him, he will help you pick out an outfit. God forbid you introduce him to jewelry or makeup or something, because he will insist on it.

It doesn't matter what gender or gender presentation you are. Atomizer does not care. He only wishes for his human to slay and serve cunt.

He will also build himself crossbows and other high velocity bladed weapons. If you live somewhere (like I do) where paper wasps tend to build nests on porches and whatnot, just set Atomizer loose out there with his crossbow and the next time you peer out, he will be surrounded by the corpses of his insect enemies.

[zephyrrhiesfyrian]

Ooh ooh, you know I got a large dog, who is gonna run from him, who is gonna befriend him?

Bc my dog absolutely loves creatures, especially small ones, and he'd put his nose in the tiny TF habsuite to check on them LOL

--- Thun

Soundwave adores him. This is now his new (very very large) cassette. Rumble and Frenzy also love him because ooo big creature to play with and climb on. Ravage and Laserbeak are not fans, although Buzzsaw may sometimes fly down to perch on his head.

Kaon/Amp also loves him, but that probably goes without saying. Tinyformers Kaon is probably a taser of some sort, so there's likely a lot of time (hopefully) where you don't need to make use of his function, and he will spend all his free time cuddling with doggo.

Tailgate and Swerve are both terrified at first, but they warm up pretty quickly once they know he's not gonna eat them xD

Fulcrum will never warm up. Fulcrum will hide in your walls to escape the dog.

[zephyrrhiesfyrian]

Listen you know how I am about First Aid but I am developing a very VERY soft spot for his tiny TF variant

--- You know me

You're just saying that so I'll hand him over to you and you can put him in a blender smh

No, I'm entrusting the care of Tinyformers First Aid to @bluecookiesabi who I know will treat him with care

[zephyrrhiesfyrian]

NO I SWEAR I'LL TAKE CARE OF HIM

I could use a tiny little annoying weewoo siren whenever I skip my meals or treat myself badly, you know I'd need the fragger!

I'd get him and Ambulon in a double pack

If Cookie has First Aid you'd have to seperate them and they'd be sad :(

--- Thun, who is very flattered by having her own designated tag

Fiiiinnnneeee, but I'm sending you a Ratchet too, to make sure you care for them properly.

At this rate you're gonna become the human in that one ask who just has all the medic tinies XD

[zephyrrhiesfyrian]

Next time someone dares to call Shockwave "one eyed dude" correct them, smh

You bring shame upon our cult

-- Thun

im not gonna lie i completely forgot to mention who shockwave actually is XD

[zephyrrhiesfyrian]

i told my wife that i'd sliced my finger opening a container and had to put a bandaid on it and her first response was just "send pics"

[zephyrrhiesfyrian]

stop saying "the world is my oyster"

say "the world is my harem" instead

make the world your bitches

(i stole part of this joke from my wife @bwans-art)