#thus concludes

[myfeelisfunny]

yeah im going to bed. im not gonna listen to her sing that song again

[copperbadge]

I am HOME!

Dearborn keeps doing laps across my legs...

[ID: Dearborn the Tortie is standing on my lap on the second best blanket, looking off to the right, clearly poised to leap to the back of the sofa.]

Polk is not quite ready to forgive.

[ID: Polk the Tabby is sitting on one of the top levels of the cat tree, gazing down at me with a sad, reproachful expression.]

[axiseart]

Inkhammer #31: Farm

[teecupangel]

I just finished a test and for good luck (I studied hard on that test) I'll give you 100 votes to AC x COD plus all brain cells I burned for that test

I hope you get a great grade, nonny!

As for your vote, per regulations, your 100 votes will be converted to 10 votes because there are rules in place for triple-digit votes (that only applies if it's all those votes at the same number, go with it). HOWEVER, since you also added all the brain cells you burned during your test, I will give it an arbitrary number of 90 votes so your total vote is now 100!

This means AC x CoD is now in the lead with 224 votes.

But wait, there's more!

Based on this article, a heart is $119,000 so it will be converted to 11 votes!

As for rib cage, that's not in the article sooooo...

I had to google "how much is a human rib cage" and google provided this site which is less gory than I was dreading. It priced a rib at $40 so that means it's 40 votes for a rib. (We're not counting tax here) and since humans have 24 ribs, that means we're counting your vote as 480 votes + 11 votes (because technically you're selling your rib per piece, I guess?)

With this, AC x CoD is now in the lead with 715 votes!

And now, we come to the last nonny vote remaining:

The sheer audacity of this nonny. Using math to try and tip the scales in their favor.

I applaud it.

However....

YOU FORGOT TO TELL ME WHICH ONE YOU'RE VOTING, NONNY!!!!

I can't. I... This killed me. I love you, nonny. This is, without a doubt, the perfect final vote that summarizes the chaos of the final stretch of this sorta-poll.

Regardless, with or without the final vote, the winner is:

ASSASSIN'S CREED X CALL OF DUTY CROSSOVER!

Thank you to everyone who voted and I hope you look forward to March 13!

[hansoulo]

hello friends

in conclusion

charlie hunnam is, and will always be, daddy

oscar is very pretty

catfish was saddled with the dumbest friends on the planet

the mule that died deserved better

“remind them who he was” made me throw up in my mouth

adriana arjona is welcome to run me over with a truck

the soundtrack was bomb

thank you for coming to my tedtalk

[fromthedeskof-darkiplier]

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Onspn

Woj

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[forlorninquiry]

[10-8, Hanguang-Jun is voted most likely to win the Legendary Battle between him and the Yiling Patriarch. 

Which is unfortunate, because it was actually a tie: 3-3-1. You can argue the tie as a win for WWX, then the Yiling Patriarch wins. Either way, Hanguang-Jun did not win!]

[ferreandhiscat]

Gandolf: I will not say: do not weep; for not all tears are evil

Me: