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Yes Satan tell me more about your Book Logs from 5th grade UwU💖💖

#obey me Satan #remember those?#I never really completed mine #I love reading but there was so many books to read #so I didn’t #thx Satan #is this a spoiler?#I don’t think so #it’s just Satan being Satan #Being my 2nd grade teacher #trying to tell me that knowledge is power and I should read more books #I read the Warrior Cats does that count UwU

Somehow I got Sasukes bear in Japanese Ikesen but I was too hungover and don’t know how...lmao

#im too tired from building fucking ikea furniture to even go back and read in the app #my body and brain are fried #maybe its gods way of giving me a break for once lol #thx satan #ikesen #sasuke #ikesasuke #little lady rambles

Uteruses are hell, tear it out so I'm not writhing in pain once a month

#rumble ramble #I say this every month but gOD #it never gets less painful #at least my cramps only last a day #thx satan

WHOOPS, just found out I have a hot new neighbor who moved into the house directly across the street from my bedroom window, because I wasn’t sexually frustrated enough all the fucking time

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I don't really agree with fake meat/ meat alternatives because they're full of soy products (which makes me sick) among other things but I was craving orange "chicken" today so I got some vegan orange chicken at trader joes and I fucking burned it to hell and that is Saran telling me no meat and no meat alternatives.

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satan was my 3rd follower and i feel like tht set me up for sin (tm)

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#today is already sucking ass #fuck #i feel terrible #thx satan #great day

Connected to the school wifi and tumblr is working😎

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