#ti.intro

[yeetlazar]

hey my names lannan lazarbeam and here’s one of my dogs, the other ran away from me (i think my housemates have turned him against me as some sort of scheme to hurt me). Anyways i’m that guy from Fortnite and the guy who is best friends with Ryan Reynolds in free guy because i definitely met him, oh and sometimes i upload on youtube.

im selling free memes on gho @ lazargotgames

[irishihadluckycharms]

My toxic trait is even though I said it's okay I'm going to cry about it.

Feel free to be my friend at andrewjhozierbyrne and learn about the chaos I live in, on the daily, willingly. Once you understand I have a loving spouse, ( @thefreakshowbaby ), 3 children, and 5 doggos you’ll understand why my new album hasn’t dropped yet.

[nothisispatrick84]

Hi I’m Patrick Stump, I’m a musician. I also don’t know what to do with my hands when I don’t have a guitar in them.

I’m married to the love of my life @pastaqueenvitale and we’re raising two minions, who are always keeping me on my toes, especially our son who JUST learned to walk.

Let’s be friends! Mr.funny.sir on chats!

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*Disclaimer: the gif may or may not be Patrick. My mind is playing tricks on me, the longer I look at it the more it looks like someone else 😂 Also I apologize for the read more not working, I’m mobile.